Note: All spelling mistakes are intentional and are left there as an exercise for the perceptive reader.
(Updated 7/23)
I live in the River Market. I drive a Volkswagen. I am a multimedia developer. My lovely girlfriend is a dentist. I love boneless buffalo wings with ranch. I am a "neat freak." I use a Mac at home and a Dell at work. I like to design. I pretty much only listen to sports talk radio. I love to snowboard and play soccer. Due to the miracle of online episodes, I've really gotten into the show "Friday Night Lights." I drink Sugar Free Red Bull like it's heroin sprinkled with crack. I'm excited that Andy is moving in below me mainly because he has a Nintendo Wii and a flatscreen. I prefer going to a movie over renting a movie. My dad runs a power station. My mom is a full time accounting student at UMKC. I'm really good at the game "Balderdash" (thus, lying). The Chicken Bryan at Carraba's is my favorite dish. The last concert I attended was Screamfest 07 (no shit). The first concert I ever attended was Def Leppard and Ugly Kid Joe. I'm apparently the only person on earth who liked the second "Pirates" movie better than the first. Las Vegas and New York are my two favorite cities (besides KC). My favorite beer is Stella Artois. I am 6'3". I am part Croatian, Welsh and Scots Irish. I feel that political correctness in this country is out of control. The worst fortune in a cookie I ever received was "You will be getting some new clothes." My favorite artists/designers at the moment are Dave Kinsey, Shepard Fairey and Banksy. The "Draw Four" card in "Uno" is (and forever will be) bullshit. My likeness is being used in a graphic novel that is currently in production called "The Black Chamber." I hate wearing socks. My favorite alcoholic drink is a Maker's and Coke. I am a firm believer that you only need two pillows on your bed (I also hate sheets). I prefer winter over summer. I started collecting matchbooks in 1989. I sit in section 119, row 7, seat 24 at Chiefs games. I like St. Louis style more than Chicago deep dish. I've tailgated with Paul Rudd. My current high score on pop-a-shot is 95. I think that "Guitar Hero" is for retards, but "Dance Dance Revolution" is genius.
