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I'm the girl who gets dressed up for a party only to realize 5 hours later that my mom's underwear have been static-clinging to the back of my dress.
Voted "Funnest Person Ever!" 2 years in a row - by myself and a few friends. Okay, 1 friend. Whatever. Big heart, big head. A lefty, which may explain a lot. Free spirit. Rules don't interest me. Doc says i'd be an alcoholic if i was more consistent...and didn't have commitment issues... I entertain myself quite often. Genuine. Loyal. Old-Soul meets A.D.D. - I'm the one you run to when no one else gets it. Paradox. A wanderer & a wonderer. Lead by my curiosity. Versatile. Intuitive. I use the...a lot. Too much knowledge, not enough discipline. I have a lot in common with my dog. I haven't brushed my hair in 3 years. Reformed drunk-dialer; 21 months & counting... I out-ran a tornado and Bigfoot in the same year. I cry when i hear Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Began playing poker and knitting at age 9. If i were a boy my package would be huge. Not at all ashamed to admit I've had a crush on (obsessed with) Madonna since I was six. Yep, 25 years. I love party socks. Camel-toe scares me. I come from a long line of ball busters. I answer ?'s w/ ?'s. Still enjoy drinking a good 40 out of a brown bag. I'd enter a triathlon if i could swim, cycle, or run. Was on time once in '88. Still afraid of snakes that hide in toilets. I need more cowbell. One time I was almost hit by four cars while watching someone eat an ice cream cone. I finally understand the beauty of a bundt cake, celery, and letting go... Hobos and old folk love me. That makes me feel weird, and special. I ask a lot of questions...because i'm interested. Passionate, and goofy. Simple. Complicated. Alarm clock snoozer. I can go for hours.("That's what she said.")I have the hands and feet of a much taller woman. Bed head. Often misunderstood. My sh*tty grin is misleading. I believe it's essential to laugh at yourself. I welcome others to do the same. I lose my mind at a buffet. I love nature...from afar. I hear great things about it. Still believe in magic. A sucker for a kind word and a free meal. Can eat a cupcake in under 3 seconds. Been known to do great things, all while wearing a skirt. I could spend hours in a revolving door.I like to say funny words at inappropriate times. Then i like to laugh. Pap smear. Ha. (see).... Bag of whores! I also go too far, threesome, and like to push the envelope.
Idealist; which does not a leader make. But i'm fun to follow. I'll teach you how to laugh if you'll clean my closet. I'll nurture your soul if you'll organize my notes. I'll bail you out of jail if you can tell me where i put my keys. Hang around me long enough and you'll wanna quit your job. Areola.Also...I am currently studying sitcom-writing at Second City. My dream has always been to write for television. And as i was told not too long ago, "Sh*t or get off the pot kid, 'cause you're getting old". So now i'm sh*tting..."IT'S THE NEW JAN BRADY!"
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