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Matthew

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For All You Fans of the CSI Miami Cheese:

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My life of laziness is actually meticulously organized and methodically executed.

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My Blog

The Gaslight Anthem

"Great Expectations"Mary, this station is playing every sad song.I remember like we were alive.I heard it Sunday morn' from inside of these walls.In a prison cell, where we spent those nights.And they...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:22:00 GMT

Say Anything

"Woe" All the words in my mouth that the scene deemed unworthy of letting out banded together To form a makeshift militia and burrowed bloodily through my tongue and my teeth.I stood proud in the gall...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:57:00 GMT

Crazy Dream 2

So I had a crazy dream that I was watching the news and the report was that Bono from U2 was trapped in a burning building and jumped to his death to prevent himself from being burned alive.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Honestly Kids... (Re: the Magical Tracker)

Honestly Kids... (Re: the Magical Tracker)This whole idea of reposting a chain bulletin claiming to have some magical profile tracking code makes no sense to me. How many people have to click these bo...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 17:57:00 GMT

Top 5 Reasons you're ready for the WSOP

Last year the World Series of Poker had around 5600 players. Five reasons why you should be player 5601:1) Really, 5600 players is no different from 560 $5 sit and go tournaments at Party, and you mon...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 15:09:00 GMT

I Hate Chain Mail. This is the Most Recent One and My Response

The Chain Mail (with no editing): "my name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and i have a severe lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings....
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 21:08:00 GMT

Untimely Death/Injury Myspace Pages/Comments

In the event that my death is untimely or I have a debilitating injury, please do not make a Myspace memorial page in my memory or a Myspace prayer page hoping that I get better. Please do not try an...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

the US political spectrum needs to be widened

Conservatives say the government can't end poverty by force, but they believe it can use force to make people moral. Liberals say government can't make people be moral, but they believe it can end pov...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

deep sleep and scary dreams. missing class

So, Ive been having deep and scary dreams that are way too real. They cause me to sleep through class, because I don't think I have class, because I think Im awake. I think its another day comp...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

if the kids aren't taught about sex, they won't have it.

it's almost funny to think how fucked up our sex education is in this country. http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/12/02/abstinence.education .ap/index.html A highlight I pulled from this artic...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT