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About Me

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My friends know me as "The Legend," "Miss Showers," "Boobs," or "Root," I enjoy a range of things from high fiving to playing scrabble. I have a minor obsession with Brady Quinn and Rob Dyrdek. Occasionally, I drive around Hollywood Hills looking for Rob, because I know I am his long lost "DGL." I have three Brady Quinn jerseys and you may find me sleeping in them from time to time on the weekend. I have the most amazing friends who keep me into trouble. I am notorious for begging into telephones when I am intoxicated. I am excessively psychotic...especially, if you don't call or text me back. Wikipedia, drinking vodka water, shopping places I can't afford, and basting are all included in my favorite past times. One time I got a psychic reading and she told me I would get married and have a 2 kids....my friends thought that was the most hilarious thing they've ever heard. Joey Macintire was my first crush. I love a guy in extremely tight jeans. Although, I live in orange county, I despise any show about Newport Beach, the Hills, or Laguna. I am terrible at math and dating. Married people, limp dicks, and crusty sheets have to be some of the most disappointing things on this earth. Three days a week you'll find me at the Hoag Hotel, other than that I am usually making the fun level go up ten notches. I'd like to meet anyone who keeps me entertained and isn't creepy.

My Interests

pugs, photography, my pod, payne thomas tatich, ranch and ketchup, working, having intellectual conversations at 3am, boxed wine, dirty textin, riding huffy 93, meeting foriegners, driving on the PCH, notre dame football, oktoberfest, live bands, going to the beach, any kind of sports, drinking fishbowels at sharkeez, cookin cassaroles, SUSHI and SAKE, keeping the "college dream" alive, laughing, pink phones, nice guys, making an ass of myself, text a cock

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Bright Eyes, bloc party, journey, raconteurs, incubus, indigo girls, johnny cash, pinback, belle and sebastian, ben harper, the strokes, killers, afi, white stripes, kelis, blue oyster cult, oasis, panic at the disco, David Dondero, lil chris carraba, mickey avalon, Willy Mason, Taking Back Sunday, old school adison, tom petty, prince, umphrey's mcgee, volta, radiohead, postal service, something corporate, brand new, pink floyd, modest mouse, Saves the Day, Gavin Degraw, the faint, and erin miller

Movies:

Zoolander, hostel, rules of attraction, Napoleon Dynamite, pans labryinth, fear and loathing in las vegas, superbad, knocked up, juno, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Old School, breakfast club, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, wedding crashers, anchorman, blow, grind house, ballad of ricky bobby, anything that isn't a love story...blah...and i love scarey movies and anything by tarantino

Television:

family guy, chapelle show, sex and the city, hell's kitchen, grey's anatomy, house, every VH1 special w/ michael ian black.

Books:

HARRY P!!!....and a lot a lot of nursing books. its hard for me to start a book...but when i do ...i can't put it down.

Heroes:

PUGS ON WHEELS...SO MUCH RESPECT AND KIDS WHO DRESS UP AS NAPOLEON.

My Blog

Sometimes it just hits you in the face...

So far in my life, I've been quite apathetic about political issues, the president, and the war. I've even claimed; "I don't really care because I don't know anything about it." I am notorious for rol...
Posted by Root on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

you know you live in so cal when...

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. You speak Spanish, but y...
Posted by Root on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:21:00 PST

just a few rants

ok....1. is anyone else totally annoyed by jillian on good morning LA? with her "cutesy" fashionable pregnant womans wair from downtown LA somewhere, that just happens to show a ridiculous amount of c...
Posted by Root on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

best friends and lovers

Sometimes, I get down because I miss Indiana and the people who reside there. I think about a year ago now- I was getting ready to graduate, in love with jordon, paying 135 dollars a month to live in ...
Posted by Root on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

Wow, I am getting way too old for this

So, Nick is in town. I am referring to the very tall cousin of mine from my graduation party....you know the one who was way too intoxicated and puked under my mom's couch? Yeah, that ONE, now you kno...
Posted by Root on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

MICKEY AVALON....call me mr right

jen and i went and saw mickey avalon at tentations in newport last night.it was awesome. i gropped (sp ?) him like 5 times and got my pic with him.i also randomly made out with vince vaughn. then our ...
Posted by Root on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

a quick fuck you

You can't make me feel guilty for drinking and forgeting.Maybe it's to erase the memory of you and your hypocrisy.Atleast I am a productive drunk- dressing changes, jello shots, cleaning bathroom sink...
Posted by Root on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST

put it in the right place? a song for the lovers and the haters

(This is a song we wrote one night after being pissed about some unfortanate "hookups"....and we won't tell who is to each verse, however..damn it you all know me...so I can't hide my verse...anyways....
Posted by Root on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

other such events...

I. TravelingWithin the past six months, I've flown to Portland, Colorado, and lastly- Indiana. I have learned that I absolutely hate flying. No, it has nothing to do with the repeated event of my lugg...
Posted by Root on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

holiday cheer

Ok, we all know my feelings on christmas music, bright flashing lights, and snow. Yet although, "that time of the year" is right around the corner, I find myself quite cheery. It may be because my tr...
Posted by Root on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST