I'm funny and everything around me is funny. I work in a restaurant because it's the one place where you can swear, act like a savage, and where fucking someone in the linen closet isn't that big of a deal. I love industrial, electro, EBM, and whatever else you want to call it. I don't require a password to say hello. There isn't a story I'm not willing to share. I have no regrets. So, what are you afraid of?