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My name is Helen.
I miss my footloose.
I like giving head.
I don't "do" one-sided friendships and I don't chase people.
I like the crusts from pizzas and sandwiches.
I don't like my feet being cold.
I like driving in my car.
I don't get jealous so don't try and make me.
I like to make my eyeballs steam up.
I love my 3 hands high, hot and sticky carly.
I aren't very nice, so don't get attached to me.
I like sex...but who doesn't.
I like guys who are nice to me.
I don't care too much for girlfriends. They are just in the way.
I love being in bed. With Lucozade Orange. With Earthworm Jim.
Here's a few buggers I'd like to remember...
Cooper
I like this lady. I let her touch my indicator. Sometimes I want to kiss her. Sometimes I do kiss her. She is a big dirty slag......
....but she is my big dirty slag :)
NeilyBobbers
I propa love this mad chicken. But sometimes I hate him too...like when he mashes me up in a massive hug and makes mong noises in my ear. That's not cool. This I want to beat him for.
John
I PROPA LOVE THIS BOY! John is the third best thing to come out of morrisons...thats after me and the cookies. He makes well dirty jokes and he knows I LOVE IT! - nearly as much as his mum....we talk about having nice wanks and how much it makes our legs twitch which is always nice. He wants to touch my rusty gates and one day i might let him but only because he lends me straightners for my ethiopian boy hair. John is an emo fag but a lovely emo fag.
Ricardo Pervish
I once ate his sandwich and convinced him he ate it himself. Ricky is my retard friend. We obsess over the punani together and eye up ladies. It's cool. Like really.
Lauren
This is Lauren. She is lovely but a remmy lesbo. She stops me feeling retarded when i shout "I R BABOON". She makes my wang hard and often we get pretty fruity together. It's nice.
Luke - the one with the clap
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Luke is classy as fuck. He is going to let me be the auntie to the sexually deviant babies he is going to make. Then we are going to let cooper sleep with them. Luke is a liar and King of innapropriate statements...but he is funny like.
I'm a lucky girl...
That's it really. I am anti-love. It just makes you fat.