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Kelley

C'mon, Pelican!

About Me

My Quotes:"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."
~Folsom Prison Blues"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it."
~Gene Wilder / Willy Wonka"Just remember there's no reverse and no rewind, so don't you worry 'cause it ain't gonna fix a thing."
~Jimmy Buffet"Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar but never doubt that I love."
~Shakespeare"I regret nothing. I lived as few men dared to dream!"
~Red vs. Blue"Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye;
Much sense the starkest madness.
'T is the majority
In this, as all, prevails.
Assent, and you are sane.
Demure, -- you're straightway dangerous,
And handled with a chain."
~Emily Dickinson"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
~Shakespeare"The finger thinks 26 page papers are marathons."
~ The Finger"Fluffy: the Alien that only loves!"
~Caboose"My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely. ... And my bullshit meter agrees."
~Sheila"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
~Groucho Marx"Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'.""Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.""Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.""Impressive; but how big's your dick?""Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told""If you would be a real seeker after truth, you must at least once in your life doubt, as far as possible, all things."
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My Interests

Theology, Philosophy, Mechanics
Music, musicals, opera
Foreign Language
Discordia

I'd like to meet:

Things to Get: Judge Dredd on DVDThings to Be: AssassinThings to Do: Trip

Music:

Hopelessly Devoted To YouRock Me, Amadeus1000 Words (FFX-2)

Movies:

The Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Animal House, The Maltese Falcon, Scarface

Television:

MASH, CSI, Law and Order, Trigun, Outlaw Star, Invader Zim, House

Books:

Jane Eyre
Sphere
Principia Discordia
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
Siddartha

Heroes:

Jimmy BuffettTony Montana

My Blog

Panic Alert!

If any of you know Tom (Lynds, I know you've at least heard of him, Stasha, I know you know him), I just got an email from my dad saying he was in a motorcycle accident and currently in the hospital.&...
Posted by Kelley on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

Atlas Shrugged

"If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world alo...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

And I Cried Today =(

So I finally admitted to myself that I wanted to go home.  I have no time for it this summer, which I thought was fine with me, but apparently it isn't.  But the problem is that I've wanted ...
Posted by Kelley on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Memoirs, Death, Adventure

I was thinking about my death earlier today.  I do that alot.  I actually get kind of excited about it sometimes, because I think about what kind of death I want.  Timothy Leary once sa...
Posted by Kelley on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

Cadet Culture

You know?  People here always treat the cadet stereotype like it's super lame.  It's a loser to be a cadet.  But one thing I love about cadet culture is how a simple, glorious, god-give...
Posted by Kelley on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

Calorie Counting Machine

It's 66 degrees out right now.  Two hours ago, walking down to the 2-mile course, the place was filled with cadets playing.  Passing company mates playing basketball in Legion Square, watchi...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Glorious Dahling

Today was Project Day - which meant that firsties were presenting their thesises all day and the rest of us had the day off!  ^_^  So Steph and I ran some errands:  we got our laundry d...
Posted by Kelley on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

Genesis

SO I've started this new, healthier me.  I know I'm not "fat," per se, but my BMI is borderline overweight, and that bothers me.  The fact that I have to get tapped everytime we do a height ...
Posted by Kelley on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Assassin

    I have decided that I want to be an assassin.  'Cause, you know, I was thinking about it, and war is kinda stupid.  We're going to pit our innocent mass of armed people ag...
Posted by Kelley on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Rage Against the Machine

    I'm in love with pin-up girls of the 1940's and 50's.  I think they are among the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
Posted by Kelley on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST