Dear Santa, |
Dear Santa,I would like my wife to say all of the following things over the next year: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you su... Posted by on Sat, 06 Nov 2004 18:31:00 GMT |
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Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com Posted by on Fri, 10 Sep 2004 15:25:00 GMT |
If Men ran the world |
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentine's Day w... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:50:00 GMT |
Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret: |
.10 Does this come in children's sizes?
.9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
.8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
.7 Mom will love this.
.6 Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:49:00 GMT |
"Why did God create women? Because a beer can't cook supper!" |
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Do you know what it means when you come home to a little affection, a
little tenderness, and a little sympathy? It means you're in the wr... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:48:00 GMT |
Best friends or not |
>Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
>Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
>
>Friend: has never seen you cry
>Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
>
>Frie... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:37:00 GMT |
Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew |
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversari... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 15:41:00 GMT |
Reasons it is great to be a guy |
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. We know stuff about tanks.
4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday N... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 15:35:00 GMT |
Kissing Rules |
Rules of Kissing Correctly:
> >
> > 1) When kissing, make sure your eyes are closed (you
> > can peek a little, but nothing more!).
> >
> > 2) When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not
>... Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 15:30:00 GMT |