~Morning Sex~ |
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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said,You've got to make love to me this very moment."His eyes lit up and he thought,"This is my lucky...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
You'll love this :) |
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful and restore youth. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mi...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:21:00 GMT |
The Concoction |
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:12:00 GMT |
The 5 Levels Of Hangovers :) LMAO |
Five Levels of HangoversOne Star Hangover (*)No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 15:59:00 GMT |
ok....you have to read this.... |
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:05:00 GMT |
Finally....A Smart Blonde Joke! |
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:00:00 GMT |
