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Oswald Cobblepot

Spit shine your bad luck now baby.

About Me

Im very ambitious but I don't know where to aim it. Im very driven but I don't know where im driving. I hate the state of Michigan with a passion. Its so depressing in the glove. Im dying for a chance to leave this life that I lead behind. Its not that I hate my life or anything but I just think it would be exciting to see what kind of different lives that I could live. I would like to live in a big city where everyone is open to new ideas and to change. I want to see what else is out there. Oceans, people, mountains, the human brain, a killers brain, aliens and faith all interest me very much. We paint our walls different colors to make them look pretty but in the end they are just walls and nobody cares. Walls are built for protection but from what? What are we afraid of? Risk? By not seeing what else is out there we are risking never knowing ourselves.

My Interests

Anything that has to do with music that I like, having a good time, keeping it real. I also would like to leave this gosh darn country forever. Atleast leave michigan. Americans are a bunch of sapps. I was at one time till i realized that our country is run on hate.

I'd like to meet:

Claudio Sanchez, David Copperfield, Stan Lee, Wynona Ryder, Chris Farley, David Lettermen, Jay Leno, John Stewart, Steven Colbart, Rosanne, Don Henly, Buddah, God, Sting, Puff Daddy, John Goodman, Jon Claude Vandam, The Three Stooges, Jim Carry, Sylvester Stalone, Garry Shefield, Walt Wittman, George Clooney, Iggy Pop, Barry White, Dave Thomas, Ronald McDonald, Dr. King, George W. Bush's daughters, Kurt Russel, Goldy Hawn, Wayne Brady, Dave Chapele, Thomas Edison, Wayne Newton, Tu-Pac, Biggie, Ted Nugent, Howard Stern, James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Michael Douglas, Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee, Mick Jagar, Steven Tyler, Skylar Stone, Terri Bradshaw, Bo Bice, Carl Malone, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Page, Jimmy Hendrix, Robert Plant, Dave Grohl, Will Ferrel, Wayne Static, David Blane, Chris Angel, Kurt Angle, Peter Frampton, Mick Foley, Johnny Noxville, Gary Busy, Richard Pryor and Billy the Kid!

Music:

Coheed and Cambria, Thrice, Blood Brothers, Panic! At the disco, As I Lay Dying, Tu Pac, John Williams, Rush, Atreyu, Trivium, Pink Floyde, etc.

Movies:

The Game, The Patriot, Fargo, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pretty much any Will Ferrell movie, Interview with a vampire, Might sound corny but I love Friday the 13 movies, Taking Lives, etc.

Television:

don't really watch anything besides the history channel and adult swim

Books:

Catcher and The Rye

Heroes:

Claudio Sanchez, David Copperfield, Stan Lee, Wynona Ryder, Chris Farley, David Lettermen, Jay Leno, John Stewart, Steven Colbart, Rosanne, Don Henly, Buddah, God, Sting, Puff Daddy, John Goodman, Jon Claude Vandam, The Three Stooges, Jim Carry, Sylvester Stalone, Garry Shefield, Walt Wittman, George Clooney, Iggy Pop, Barry White, Dave Thomas, Ronald McDonald, Dr. King, George W. Bush's daughters, Kurt Russel, Goldy Hawn, Wayne Brady, Dave Chapele, Thomas Edison, Wayne Newton, Tu-Pac, Biggie, Ted Nugent, Howard Stern, James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Michael Douglas, Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee, Mick Jagar, Steven Tyler, Skylar Stone, Terri Bradshaw, Bo Bice, Carl Malone, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Page, Jimmy Hendrix, Robert Plant, Dave Grohl, Will Ferrel, Wayne Static, David Blane, Chris Angel, Kurt Angle, Peter Frampton, Mick Foley, Johnny Noxville, Gary Busy, Richard Pryor and Billy the Kid!Superman, Abraham Lincoln