Redneck, beer drinking, womanizer, who loves to fight, f*&k, spit and swear. When I'm not screaming at my kids in the parking lot of Wall-Mart, you can sometimes find me hanging out in the hygiene isle at shoppers trying to pick up woman younger than myself. I have attended an anger management course (thanks to the law) so it is unlikely I would do anything bad in public apart from maybe peeing my pants. The worst thing I've done was stole a Ferrari and smashed it into five parked lamborghinis. Besides that I'm a pretty nice guy :^)
