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About Me

Im a 1st-century Jewish teacher and prophet in whom Christians have traditionally seen the Messiah and whom they have characterized as Son of God and as Word or Wisdom of God incarnate. Muslims acknowledge me as a prophet, and Hindus as an avatar. I was born just before the death of King Herod the Great and I was crucified after a brief public ministry during Pontius Pilate's term as prefect of Judaea.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lepers, prostitutes, blind men, and drunks who have barrels of water. I'm also looking to remortgage the kingdom my father left me before I bring it back to earth. I am not looking for one night stands, playaz, hos or freak-a-deeks. However, if you are a playa, ho, or freak-a-deek and wish to add me, all are welcome.

My Blog

I listen to Drum and Bass.

Leper Emo kids don't find miracles.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Sep 2004 17:28:00 GMT