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It all began with the mighty warrior Stryker who after being born of war lived life belligerently dangerous and fate would have it that he would end up in hell.Condemned by the gods themselfs his anger grew as he was sentenced to spend an eternity in this burning steel inferno.One night,however, Stryker came face to face with Satan himself.Satan began laughing maniacally as he had aquired a new soul,or so he thought.At that very moment Stryker struck Satan in the balls and Satan himself bowed down to Stryker.He let out some sort of primordial shriek for he knew he had been brought to his knees by a once mortal man and yet he could not act otherwise.Stryker escaped back to Earth and wandered endlessly across the lands until, finally,he decided to begin a band inspite of his visit to the flaming underworld.Pyroklasm was now being formed, but to be a band he needed more members.Suddenly out of nowhere the shredding Incinerator came fleeing, on his hover Jackson, from a mindless army of demons.Incinerator crashed into Stryker by mistake ,but instead of engaging in an epic battle, they joined forces and defeated this horrificly deformed satanic army.Later after this life changing experience Stryker recruited Incinerator into Pyroklasm daring to challenge the world in hopes of defeating Satan once again , Stryker's arch rival.Suddenly ,out of nowhere, thunderous blasts ,which would strike fear into mere mortal souls, brought attention to the Pyroklasm duo.At first Stryker thought it was the gods applauding their success over Satan's demonic army,however, Incinerator knew this was no heavenly god but a savage beast raised in the depths of hell and trained for total obliteration of human kind.Stryker and Incinerator followed this music with consternation of its maker.Eddie was this drummer amongst drummers so the duo raised hell amonst the streets in Satan's garage.And as crowds of maniacal fans gathered up to see this band like no other the gods themselves bowed to them.They could not believe these men which they had previously condemned had proven them wrong in their judgement.Stryker knew Eddie would be what Pyroklasm needed.So he recruited him as well. Many moons passed in which Pyroklasm seemed to be missing an essence to fulfill its sound ,they searched nearly endlessly but no end to this quest seemed apparent.It came to a point where Pyroklasm appeared to be lost .But just as it seemed hopeless, a bass playing warrior from the same background as Stryker, who defied Satan out of the pits of hell,arose with intense power and burst out of the shadows in a fire stricken blaze.Burning down vast fields and eliminating life without remorse he met with fire fueled Pyroklasm.Eye to eye they glared as if to engage in a world ending battle. However, Popper was the light that sparked the fire and after a trial by fire of intense and horrific brutality his endurance showed to last and increase as the heat leveled off mere mortal charts.Stryker realized this incredibly quick and spoke amonst his fellow pyromaniacal members .Popper was accepted ,thus,completing Pyroklasm. Some time after problems arose and it came to knowledge that Incinerator was not fueled by fire but driven by water.He was a previous member of Hydroklasm and was ominous to the destination of Pyroklasm.So it was time to split ways.He drifted onward to the ends of the earth on his hover jackson until we could see him no further."Farewell Incinerator" said Stryker, and turned to his fellow pyromaniacs to finally say,"Incinerator shall not be forgotten and we shall wish him well".Shortly after he parted his way, Pyroklasm resumed raising hell but with the recent part of a member it just was not the same.Then Eddie conjured up an ingenious thought,"What of my allegiance with Lord Death?He shall surely have a member capable of matching and perhaps surpassing Incinerator,thus, fulfilling Pyroklasm once again.Popper was mind-boggled ,his contumacious mind believed it was too soon.Stryker attempted to convince him that it was a good idea but before he could finish his plea Popper arose and agreed under terms that he shall break the thumbs of Lord Death if he were to prove unworthy of knowledge.So the trio led off into the dark wilderness in order to search for Lord Death.At midpoint The trio got lost in the heavy forest and was doomed to death,exactly what they had to do to be found by who they seeked.But before Stryker explained to both Popper and Eddie, Popper began breaking his own thumbs and relocating them which freaked the hell out of both Stryker and Eddie.Is he deranged?Has he lost his mind? No one knew and we surely could not tell.He played bass great and that is what ultimately mattered.Days passed with no sign of Death so the pyromaniacs lived off the land eating animals and edible plants.Popper desired to torture these animals for he is a sadistic creature indeed but both Stryker and Eddie refused to witness the horror.Popper began to threaten his fellow pyromaniacs with the breaking of thumbs so Stryker quickly carved an acoustic guitar out if nearby wood and played somesoothing sounds of Pyroklasm unplugged(which is clean riffs with a shitload of triplets).Eddie was just relaxed and quiet as usual which made Stryker ponder.But before Pyroklasm completely went to hell, Lord Death appeared.Eddie said wsup since they were friends but Stryker and Popper did not trust death and spoke ,"are thou he who posses the knowledge of thy fate of a possible member?"Lord Death was perplexed on the manner they spoke and said "WTF!?"sO Popper broke the left thumb of Lord Death for mocking us in such a manner.Through his screams of agony He spoke of a man...first name Silver ...last name Surfer...The Silver Surfer(but Silver for short).He said he was a nomad and it would be difficult to find him since he is always drifting,but Pyroklasm likes a challenge.So they left Lord Death in pain and traveled to a destination they did not themselves know.Stryker knew this journey could last forever so he took the oppurtinity of being in a eccentric forest and captured three wild horses ...Mustangs(Stryker prefered horses becuase he likes the sound of rapid gallops which is why Pyroklasm riffs have many triplets).In a pyroklasmic strike of luck Silver somehow encountered them near the ends of the forest.Stryker stared him down but Silver did not kneel he was a true warrior and Stryker respected that but the trail commenced.Stryker bust out with some Pyroklasmic riffs with triplets so fast that if they were any faster they would just be mere speed picking.Silver proved worthy.Stryker busted quick hand movements..Silver mastered. Stryker busted a melody ...Silver harmonized! "Lord Death spoke truth!" Stryker roared. Popper thought,"man i should have broken his right thumb" Stryker engaged Silver in terms of Pyroklasm and its demanding sacrifices in order to truly commit.Silver thought it and took everything into consideration and agreed.He joined and completed Pyroklasm once again.For now thats all that matters.......or does it?.......Apparently not! As soon as we welcomed Silver into Pyroklasm we began heading back to towards our homeland but Popper seemed uneasy.He could not remove the thought from his mind of Lord Deaths right thumb still being intact[Popper had a thumb breaking addiction].So in that very same moment Popper confessed his addiction to the band and we understood what he had to do.Popper left once again in search of Lord Death in order to break his remaining thumb.We saw him fade away in the shadows as he merged with them, forever entwined. Everything seemed gloomy but we survived ...for the time being.We arrived to our homeland and silver adapted to Pyroklasm.Playing without a bassist was difficult but it was another obstacle Pyroklasm had to endure and hope to conquer.Many moons passed as Stryker and Silver learned and practiced which led to continous hell raising but once again problems erupted.Silver longed for his once fullfilling Surfing days.For one cannot be a Silver Surfer without actually surfing,And Silver did not want to be a hypocrite.So he rode off...but Stryker was not even informed. Eddie had to tell Stryker of Silvers departure which caused Stryker anger and dissapointment causing him to scream out [in a 12 year olds boys voice while going through puberty]..."Why baby jesus!! ...Why!!!"... once again mocking Stryker the gods laughed at him cursing him with loud thunderous laughter ..laughter that caused Stryker even more anger.The gods looked down upon Stryker accusing him of failure to form Pyroklasm...but against all odds Stryker had to endure he couldn't give up not again not ever again...thankfully eddie stood by him as an immovible object being hit by an unstoppable force.No one knew what could happen or what would happen but the only thing to be done was to witness.As Harvey Dent once said "It is always darkest before the dawn." So realizing there was no use in waiting for yesterday the duo moved on through this hellish dream,as it seemed to be.And so Stryker and Eddie continued on as they endured this nightmare, through the road of uncertainty , awaiting to see what they will encounter on their way down this treacherous path..
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