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Your happiness, is not my happiness. It is my misery!

About Me

My name is Emu. Welcome to the pitiful internet waste that is my Myspace page! I am currently inhabited in Nottingham (located somewhere in England) and am on my 17th year of living. I am a fan of Rammstein, Deathstars and peanut butter. Certain highlights in my life consist of a wonderful boyfriend called Ian, he's a very very awesomely amazing person. My best friend Tyrone, he's the best!, and Sarah, my other best friend from Australia! She is undescribably fantastic! That's just the outline of Emu. If you really wanted to know anymore, then message me or something. Don't add me to your friends list if you just seek more friends to make you look popular. I don't add anybody unless i know them personally. Nuff said.

My Interests

I like watching Spongebob and eating peanut butter. The majority of my time is spent on the internet, conversating with many affiliates from across the globe. When not on the internet, I am usually found in the pit where i dwell within (bedroom) most of the time watching videos and re-arranging my poster wall. Basically i'm a very boring person but if there's ever a thunderstorm then watch me go dance o.o

I'd like to meet:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

i love metal. any kind! nuff saidRammstein!! (ultimate fave) Adema Apocolyptica Atreyu Avenged Sevenfold Blink 182 Bloodhound Gang Brand New Breed 77 Coal Chamber Cradle Of Filth David Bowie Deathstars Deftones Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster Evanescense Fear Factory Foo Fighters Gary Moore Guns N Roses Iron Maiden Killswitch Engage KMFDM KoRn Lacuna Coil Led Zeppelin Linkin Park Machine Head Marilyn Manson Metallica Mindless Self Indulgence Mifsfits Ministry Mudvayne Murderdolls Muse My Chemical Romance Nightwish Nine Inch Nails Nirvana the Offspring Panic Cell Pantera Papa Roach Pink Floyd Pitchshifter Placebo P.O.D Powder Powerman 5000 Prodigy Puddle Of Mudd Queen Queens Of The Stone Age +++RAMMSTEIN+++ the Rasmus Red Hot Chilli Peppers Refused Rob Zombie Satyricon Seether Sepultura Sex Pistols SikTh Skinny Puppy Slayer Slipknot Soil Soulfly Staind Static X System Of A Down Tenacious D Trivium the Vandals Velvet Acid Christ Velvet Revolver Wednesday 13 Weezer White Stripes White Zombie Wumpscut + ++ + That's just a few of my favourites, but there's still shit loads more which I can't be bothered to type

Movies:

Not a big movie fan. However, the few movies that i like are:House of 1000 Corpses Spongebob Squarepants Movie The Shining Labyrinth Devils Rejects

Television:



Books:

"The day my bum went psycho!" It's the funniest book i've ever read! It's about a young boy's ass who runs off to help take over the world with the Great White Bum! Funny as hell!

Heroes:

Alas, I am hero-less *is sad*

My Blog

Gordon Brown arrival

Hmmm...... It appears that Gordon Brown (Chancellor of the Exchequer & future primeminister) is making an appearance at our school today.The reason being?To open the school "officially".Basically ...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST

DEATHSTARS CONCERT!

Well well well. As if the Halloween Party wasn't fantastic enough, Deathstars was FUCKING AWESOMELY AMAZING!!! My God it was the best night ever!!! Would have been even better though if the fat shit ...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

Hmmm...

Hmmm... Short skirts (no matter how awesome they may look) should never be worn on windy days.Also discovered that if you want something from a teacher, go ask a different one beforehand. you'll prob...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST

Upcoming dates

Rather than doing a single blog for all of these, i'm gonna make life easier and put them all in one blog.The following important dates are coming soon - 3rd November - Halloween Party!! Go...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

R.I.P

Rest In PeaceBill Badder. You'll be sadly missed ...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 17 today!!! ...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

last day of being 16!

Alas! Tragedy has struck. And i'm afraid, I must leave you.For, as of tomorrow, I shall no longer be the sweet 16 year old you all know and love. I will infact be17!!!   Yea bitches! MY BIRTHDAY...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST

2 days!!

2 MORE DAYS!!! emu is getting a wee bit excited!  ...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST

3 days

3 days to go!! Bring on the birthday!!!
Posted by Emu-for-President on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

4 days!!

pfft! yea bitches! 4 days till my birthday! I command you to love me!   NOW   ¬_¬...
Posted by Emu-for-President on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST