click clack the prince is back

although my previous "about me" section was the prefect mix of humor, information, and general life advice that some people have called a literary masterpiece, the time has come, as i do so often in my life, to raise the bar, or as some people say, “take it up a notch.” i could just say that i am the shit and feel comfortable leaving it at that, but i don’t want anyone thinking that i am simply some ego maniac so now i will qualify that statement. i feel like i have the world as my feet and the wind at my back, but it wasn’t too long ago that i looked at the world through a window and had a GPS locater on my foot, and since i prefer the former to the latter, i have toned down my behavior substantially. next year i will have my B.A. in mathematics and economics, and although moving on to the next phase in my life will be exciting, i am currently enjoying the status quo! right now, nobody tells me what to do, not even myself! after being told what to do by CO’s, PO’s, and judges for years, that is a beautiful feeling! when i graduate, the days of pajama pants and 2pm wakeups will be gone, and who really wants to rush to get to the days of mortgage payments and wiping ass anyways! i am ready for the george w bush era to be over though! anyone who doesn’t think that he has been the worst president in history should not be allowed to vote ever again! you want advice? kucinich ’08! stop snitching! go ahead and suck it, a gobstopper that is, you don't want to hurt your teeth by biting it! watch the wire! don’t drink and drive… unless it sounds like a good idea! read the fountainhead! moisturize! and always take home underdogs! if you see me out and about, send me over a grey goose and tonic! who knows, maybe you will get lucky! if you see me running, give a guy some space and pull into the center please! the queso dip at cebollas quite possibly could be the best substance known to man, but if you think that there is something better, let me know because i want to try it! now i have some questions for you. why is everyone giving T.I. such a hard time? machine guns and silencers aren't that big of a deal! which is better, b dubs or wings and ribs? why are there no cute girls in 500 level math courses? do you think police profile red heads, or is that just a theory that i have? ok, time to be honest, i actually decided to author a new "about me" so that i could end it with this statement: fuck the new england patriots!