A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes"

About Me

About me...
Allllright, cum guzzlers...
I'm a dick to everyone I meet. It's not a joke, it's not a ploy, it's not a tactic... It's straight fact. If I don't like you, then trust me, I'll tell ya. If I hate ur guts, then I'll tell u that too.
If you're a smart-ass, I'll be the first to shake ur hands. I like hanging out with people who have a smart mouth. It not only keeps me on my toes, but it's a good way to bond w/ people. Well, for me, anyway. That's why i don't try to bond w/ people who aren't like me.
I have 2 friends who I value over everything else...
Celia, who I've known since 2005, and have shared almost every aspect of my life with. She's on my top friends, currently infatuated with some wierd Dominican boy... (EDIT NOT......ANYMORE)
And Edith, whom I've known, and loved since the first day I've seen her. If there's a soul mate for everyone, then she's mine. I'd do anything for her, and would rather kill someone than have her out of my life. It's wierd, people claim they have a soul mate, and get married to them. But this motherfucker right here? Nah, we're the closest that a guy and a girl could ever be. It's like having a sister who's hot as hell... As wierd as that sounds, that's what it's like.
That's it. I'm bored. I'll change this up soon, I guess, and put something else here, but for now?
That's me.
Deuces.

My Interests

My interests.....

Money... Video Games... GUNS! YAAAAY

-SoggyMilk

I'd like to meet:

To be honest? I can't think of anyone I'd like to meet right now. Everyone in this world is all kinds of fake, and why would I even want to meet someone who isn't who they say they are?

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Music:

Dancehall Music, Crunk Muzik, HIp Hop, R&B.

Here's a couple of songs that's always on my playlist:

Jack Johnson - Bubble Toes
Jack Johnson - Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
John Mayer - I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You
John Mayer - Waitng On The World To Change
Jason Fox - Aunt Jackie
Group X - I Just Want (Bang Bang Bang)
Barenaked Ladies - Shoebox
Bad Religion - You
Sublime - What I Got
Social Distortion - Don't Drag Me Down
Dave Matthews Band - Every Day
Baby Huey - Pop Lock And Drop It
E-40 - Tell Me When To Go!
DJ Unk - Walk It Out!
Uncle Murder - Bullet Bullet!
Young Buck - GET BUCKED!
Lil Wayne - Hustla Muzik
50 Cent - How To Rob
Jim Jones - Emotionless
Jim Jones - We Fly High (No Lie, you know this, BALLIN!)
Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look @ My Girlfriend
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Movado - Last Night
Movado - Weh Dem A Seh?
Movado - Gansta Fi Life
Movado - Shotta Nuh Miss!
Busy Signal - Dat Bad Eeh?
Idonia - Ukku Bit
Beenie Man - King Of Di Dancehall
Elephant Man - Wine Gyal
Vybz Kartel - ABC Sex
Vybz Kartel - Maths Class
Vybz Kartel - Pussy Jaw
Vybz Kartel - Buddy Is Here

Yeah.... Just a few.

Movies:

Pursuit Of Happiness Apocalypto The Messengers You, Me, and Dupree Wedding Crashers King Kong Training Day Gladiator 300

Television:

The Wire HBO Rome HBO Over There FX

Books:

Yes, I Can! - The Sammy Davis Junior Biography

Heroes:

The members of the United States Marine Corp PSYCH!

Why would I like The Few, The Proud, The Underfunded?

Army strong, baby. Undisciplined as hell, but able to
put a GBU through your kitchen window!

My Blog

Never meant for u to cry...

I'm a trained killer. I know how to kill someone with my fists; AND I know how to, and have, kill a person with my weapon. It's as simple as that. I have the ability to drain all humanity from my body...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

Ten reasons why men are better than women.

Ten reasons why men are better than women: 1) We have a penis.2) Everything on this earth was made by a man - because we use our ManTelligence to figure out the solution to any problem.3) We don't suf...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:03:00 PST

"Journal" 26th, 27th August & 05th September

So yesterday, we went to -----'s3 suspected residences. We searched the first, and found it set for someone to live in there nicely. But he wasn't present. We searched the entire house, and found a do...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:21:00 PST

Georgian Campaign To Regain Ossetia

For those who haven't been tracking the news of the current day (which is retarted, because it's damn near everywhere you look, and if you don't track the news of the world, you're worthless and shoul...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:03:00 PST

Anger...

Who knew that anger had such power, and that self control was so easy to lose? Today, I almost lost my cool, and would've done something that would have resulted in my ass getting: A) An Articl...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

A Poem.... Hehe PERVERTED! And a little note for someone special.

There is no tomorrow, so live for todayNevermind your inhibitions, live only one wayBehave as you wish, and be as wild as you pleaseYou can either sit and read a book, or give pleasure on your kneesYo...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

What would I say...

What would I say if I had a daughter? What would be the last words I would say to her if I had the chance? I think it'd be something like this: Sweetie, I know you've heard a lot of things about me. F...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

Some ignorant people, man...

I am an American Soldier. I'm currently in Iraq, and DIRECTLY involved with the conflict in Sadr City. I was there when they authorized the fast movers to drop their payload. However you may view Amer...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

Waiting to care...

When I first got to Iraq... I wasn't afraid. I mean I was still concious, and thought actively about surviving. But dying wasn't a fear of mine. The biggest thing I feared was not doing my job ...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:48:00 PST

How many times have YOU been blown up?

Second Time writing about Iraq.... You seen those movies about the soldiers that duck for cover when they hear loud noises, and freak the fuck out when they hear certain sounds and smells?I thought it...
Posted by A.K.A. Mr. "Make It Rain On Them Hoes" on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:46:00 PST