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Scooter Nixxx As Fuck

Turning bullshit into marmalade.

About Me

The all night orgies in Hell must be fantastic. Because I am the hedonist demon spawn of a fornication unrivaled by anything on this mortal stinkpot you call Earth. One steamy night in the depths of the Lake of Fire, spewed forth a wicked, hot, sticky lovefest between Marilyn Monroe, Attila the Hun, Michaelangelo, Cleopatra, James Dean, JFK, Sly Stone, Betty Davis, and Jimi Hendrix. The magical demon spooj that spewed forth onto those golden silk sheets was then collected and then insiminated in a young, beautiful South Florida woman. This "wonderdeathboy" was then raised and cultured to infect anyone and everything in his path with a message of such inate ferocity that no mortal being can resist its dark, magnetic, lustful charm. That message is to bring forth supreme rawkness to the World...to launch fistfuls of dynamite of rage across this fair continent....to fuck the faces of the weak...to melt the bodies of the musically degenerate and use their carcass juice to fuel automobiles...to free the creatively challenged of their social awkwardness and turn them into a drunken fuckbeast that can disease others...to turn the drama ridden, psycho hose beasts that prey on the shades of grey of our tender psyche and make them feed out of the hands of the ones maniacally charged with laughter...to clean the sand out of the cabbage-stenched vaginas of those that will not take a chance or fear the unexpected or just generally suck at being alive...and to make everyone slow in the left lane to get the Heaven out of my way! So yah, I pretty much rawk out with my caulk out. The amount of rawkness that oozes from my pores is immeasurable. I've been know to throw up rawk hands as a favorable gesture and "Crazy Train" will erupt out of nowhere and eveyone in the rooms head will explode. I've also been known to play the guitar at times and summon the corpses of Jimi Hendrix, Dimebag Darrell, Randy Rhodes, and Duane Allman. The jam metal phsycho musical orgy that cries out from our instruments will then melt the faces off of thousands of people. That's pretty much as hardcore as it can get. Scooter Nix will lay waste to your daughters, sisters, and make your mom's panties wet. To put it simply, they will erect statues and babies will be named after me before I am done. 25

My Interests

I am pretty. I know this. Carnivals? Love'em!! I tend to fall asleep during sitcoms. But when in doubt...BET!! The channel, ya know. I enjoy dipping sauces and things to put in them. Buffal wings are pretty fucking sweet. I know that I am white yet I still dance and play basketball. Sandy Springs P.D. can suck a big dick. In fact, so can Smyrna P.D. Man, do I looooove cleavage. What the hell happened to Noel Redding? Disney movies are critical to my existence. Is there anything better than pillows? NO. I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!! not really. I am friends with many jews. I love my jews. Don't feed me Xanax and whiskey. I will take off all my clothes. Ponce & Boulevard = Xanadu. concerts with my ear up against the Marshall stack = allsome. I have the potential to dominate your dreams...good or bad. I love HeavY MetaL...you should too. I want to kiss Anthony Bourdain full on the mouth. I don't smoke pot. I know, weird, huh?! Someone should outlaw ALL Journey songs. I think that's about it.

I'd like to meet:

SATAN - I want to thank him for all the good music. Also, he owes me $200 for Whitney and Bobby. I knew the Almighty couldn't even save them. And...YOUR parents, serslah, don't you think it's time?!

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Music:

People always ask me, "Scooter, where did modern music originate? Sinatra? Elvis? Motown? The Beatles?" I say "NO! In 1968, Satan gave 4 guys from England special powers. They finally gave music what it had been sorely lacking...a big pair of fucking NUTS! What spewed forth was the creation of music as we know it." To put it bluntly, music started RIGHT. FUCKING. HERE..... BLACK SABBATH WAR PIGS
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Add to My Profile | More VideosWitness how many kick ass artists I can type: Zeppelin ~ Hendrix ~ Beatles ~ The Who ~ Pink Floyd ~ Black Sabbath~ Cream ~ AC/DC ~ Judas Priest ~ The Police ~ Talking Heads ~ Allman Brothers ~ Sonic Youth ~ XTC ~ Husker Du ~ James Brown ~ Parliament/Funkadelic ~ Johnny Cash ~ Beastie Boys ~ Springsteen ~ Zappa ~ Prince ~ Misfits ~ Faith No More ~ ~ Iron Maiden ~ Jane's Addiction ~ David Ryan Harris ~ Minutemen ~ Rush ~ OutKast ~ R.E.M. ~ Miles Davis ~ Public Enemy ~ Grateful Dead ~ Tribe Called Quest ~ Rogue Wave ~ High on Fire ~ Nine Inch Nails ~ Phish ~ Sonny Rollins ~ Girls Against Boys ~ TV on the Radio ~ Firehose ~ Van Halen ~ Fugazi ~ Herbie Hancock ~ Melvins ~ Anthrax ~ Fishbone ~ Merle Haggard ~ De La Soul ~ Isis ~ Smashing Pumpkins ~ Pixies ~ Pavement ~ Wilco ~ anything w/Josh Homme ~ Jellyfish ~ Soundgarden ~ White Stripes ~ Porcupine Tree ~ Shellac ~ The Roots ~ Jimmy Smith ~ Don Caballero ~ North Mississippi All-Stars ~ Rev. Horton Heat ~ Pearl Jam ~ Dillinger Escape Plan ~ Iron & Wine ~ The Specials ~ Comets on Fire ~ Meat Puppets ~ Bosstones ~ 7 Seconds ~ Dead Milkmen ~ Ween ~ Rage Against the Machine ~ My Morning Jacket ~ Kanye West ~ Thelonious Monk ~ Big Black ~ Mars Volta ~ Umphrey's McGee ~ Talib Kweli ~ Willie Nelson ~ Tool ~ The Sword ~ Rose Hill Drive ~ Digable Planets ~ Urge Overkill ~ the Disco Biscuits ~ Sufjan Stevens ~ Helmet ~ Slayer ~ Velvet Underground ~ Jawbox ~ Dismemberment Plan ~ Beck ~ Stevie Wonder ~ Gomez ~ Bob Marley ~ Liz Phair ~ Jesus Lizard ~ PJ Harvey ~ Ornette Coleman ~ Megadeth ~ Sunny Day Real Estate ~ Flaming Lips ~ Mastodon ~ Guns N' Roses ~ Pantera ~ Jay-Z ~ Bad Brains ~ Steely Dan ~ Spoon and many many more...

Movies:

Sunset Boulevard ~ Some Like it Hot ~ Stagecoach ~ North by Northwest ~ The Godfather ~ Fargo ~ Memento ~ Raising Arizona ~ Planes Trains & Automobiles ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ~ Traffic ~ Happiness ~ American History X ~ No Country for Old Men ~ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof ~ V for Vendetta ~ Citizen Kane ~ The Shining ~ Magnolia ~ Goodfellas ~ Rocky ~ Chinatown ~ Streetcar Named Desire ~ Shawshank Redemption ~ Tombstone ~ Clerks ~ Snatch ~ Fight Club ~ Pleasantville ~ Blazing Saddles ~ Pi ~ SeaBiscuit ~ Raging Bull ~ Dazed & Confused ~ Cinderella Man ~ Friday ~ Saving Private Ryan ~ Airplane! ~ Full Metal Jacket ~ Seven ~ Pulp Fiction ~ Rounders ~ Cool Hand Luke ~ Casablanca ~ The Thin Red Line ~ Good Will Hunting and many many more...

Television:

Univision (cuz you can be guaranteed some hot Latino lady with MAD cleavage is on), Family Guy, No Reservations, South Park, The Soup, Daily Show, History Channel, Metalocolypse and if you don't watch Robot Chicken then may God have mercy on your soul, Miami Dolphins & University of Miami football, Thrashers hockey, and the Braves.

Books:

wat ar deez bookz yoo spiek uv?

Heroes:

FIRST and FOREMOST: My mother. She is, by far, the best human being on the face of the planet. I challenge anyone to challenge me on this challenge. She had the cojones to divorce my dad, who was a loser at the time, raise a boy into a man, work two jobs, put me through private and public schools, take me to all my sporting events and cheer like a madwoman, put food on the table, give me a sense of humor, tought me to respect everyone ~ no matter how different, sit through countless concerts, and encourage me to be an individual and not ONE time did I ever hear her complain. Other heroes: My Dad, Dan Marino, Dominique Wilkins, Eddie Van Halen, Martin Luther King Jr. and Muhammad Ali.

My Blog

Tolls: A How to

I go through the tolls on GA400 almost daily. Here are some helpful hints that I have written down for you as you continue your adventures through these troubled and confusing interstates. I know. It'...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:48:00 PST

Shlomo Adolf Lebovitz needs some love!

A friend and I posted this on JDate about a year ago. Thought the rest of you might like this...Shlomo Adolf LebovitzSingle, Man seeking a WomanFor:  Marriage & Children30  years oldMabl...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:10:00 PST

Puddle of Daughtry NickleCreed is my new fav band!

They're so awllsome!! A band hasn't come around to impress me in a long time. At least not since Seven Mary Bush Pilots or Sublime Doubt than Jake. People say music is dead and that annoying old hip-h...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:33:00 PST

My Easter gift to you ~~ I will murder your children

MEMO: I am the new self-appointed drill sergeant of your youth. The annointed Mommy Dearest of the parentally challenged. The Pol Pot of Sesame Street. The axe-wielding Barney of your shit-stained fuc...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:23:00 PST

The only "Top 20 CD list of 2007" list youll need to read (cuz Im a nerd...still)

Once again I've come up with a Best CD's of the year list. And once again, I encourage everyone to hit the little music tab here and type in the band names and listen. I don't think you will be disapp...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:03:00 PST

Tis the Season (updated 11/26)

Please promise me these things this holiday season. Please promise not to put a wreath on the front of your car - or wear a christmas sweater - or put a festive bow in your hair - or put your animals ...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

I mailed this out to 30 of my neighbors today.(dog owners plz read)

Dear Neighbor and Resident,Hi. My name is Scott and I live on __________. I moved here about 4 months ago. I like it here. It's a pretty nice area with some cool folks. I actually went to high school ...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

The Evil Trilogy

Some of  you who know me well. You know all about the evil trilogy and adhere to its tremendous power. It has been known to injure, maim, conjure spirits, cast spells, and generally reak hav...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

My enslavement to the pavement ~~ An Ode to the Atlanta Road

This nation loves their cars. People love the comfort and luxury of their own little rocket ship burning down the highway blaring crazy tunes to a tremendous surround sound. The love fo...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

It's settled. I'm moving to a gay neighborhood!

Why is it that the gay neighborhoods are always the nicest in a particular city?  Perhaps that's why that San Francisco is so beautiful and clean. They can turn the nastiest of neighborhoods into...
Posted by Scooter Nixxx As Fuck on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:32:00 PST