I am pretty. I know this. Carnivals? Love'em!! I tend to fall asleep during sitcoms. But when in doubt...BET!! The channel, ya know. I enjoy dipping sauces and things to put in them. Buffal wings are pretty fucking sweet. I know that I am white yet I still dance and play basketball. Sandy Springs P.D. can suck a big dick. In fact, so can Smyrna P.D. Man, do I looooove cleavage. What the hell happened to Noel Redding? Disney movies are critical to my existence. Is there anything better than pillows? NO. I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!! not really. I am friends with many jews. I love my jews. Don't feed me Xanax and whiskey. I will take off all my clothes. Ponce & Boulevard = Xanadu. concerts with my ear up against the Marshall stack = allsome. I have the potential to dominate your dreams...good or bad. I love HeavY MetaL...you should too. I want to kiss Anthony Bourdain full on the mouth. I don't smoke pot. I know, weird, huh?! Someone should outlaw ALL Journey songs. I think that's about it.
SATAN - I want to thank him for all the good music. Also, he owes me $200 for Whitney and Bobby. I knew the Almighty couldn't even save them. And...YOUR parents, serslah, don't you think it's time?!
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People always ask me, "Scooter, where did modern music originate? Sinatra? Elvis? Motown? The Beatles?" I say "NO! In 1968, Satan gave 4 guys from England special powers. They finally gave music what it had been sorely lacking...a big pair of fucking NUTS! What spewed forth was the creation of music as we know it." To put it bluntly, music started RIGHT. FUCKING. HERE..... BLACK SABBATH WAR PIGS
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Add to My Profile | More VideosWitness how many kick ass artists I can type: Zeppelin ~ Hendrix ~ Beatles ~ The Who ~ Pink Floyd ~ Black Sabbath~ Cream ~ AC/DC ~ Judas Priest ~ The Police ~ Talking Heads ~ Allman Brothers ~ Sonic Youth ~ XTC ~ Husker Du ~ James Brown ~ Parliament/Funkadelic ~ Johnny Cash ~ Beastie Boys ~ Springsteen ~ Zappa ~ Prince ~ Misfits ~ Faith No More ~ ~ Iron Maiden ~ Jane's Addiction ~ David Ryan Harris ~ Minutemen ~ Rush ~ OutKast ~ R.E.M. ~ Miles Davis ~ Public Enemy ~ Grateful Dead ~ Tribe Called Quest ~ Rogue Wave ~ High on Fire ~ Nine Inch Nails ~ Phish ~ Sonny Rollins ~ Girls Against Boys ~ TV on the Radio ~ Firehose ~ Van Halen ~ Fugazi ~ Herbie Hancock ~ Melvins ~ Anthrax ~ Fishbone ~ Merle Haggard ~ De La Soul ~ Isis ~ Smashing Pumpkins ~ Pixies ~ Pavement ~ Wilco ~ anything w/Josh Homme ~ Jellyfish ~ Soundgarden ~ White Stripes ~ Porcupine Tree ~ Shellac ~ The Roots ~ Jimmy Smith ~ Don Caballero ~ North Mississippi All-Stars ~ Rev. Horton Heat ~ Pearl Jam ~ Dillinger Escape Plan ~ Iron & Wine ~ The Specials ~ Comets on Fire ~ Meat Puppets ~ Bosstones ~ 7 Seconds ~ Dead Milkmen ~ Ween ~ Rage Against the Machine ~ My Morning Jacket ~ Kanye West ~ Thelonious Monk ~ Big Black ~ Mars Volta ~ Umphrey's McGee ~ Talib Kweli ~ Willie Nelson ~ Tool ~ The Sword ~ Rose Hill Drive ~ Digable Planets ~ Urge Overkill ~ the Disco Biscuits ~ Sufjan Stevens ~ Helmet ~ Slayer ~ Velvet Underground ~ Jawbox ~ Dismemberment Plan ~ Beck ~ Stevie Wonder ~ Gomez ~ Bob Marley ~ Liz Phair ~ Jesus Lizard ~ PJ Harvey ~ Ornette Coleman ~ Megadeth ~ Sunny Day Real Estate ~ Flaming Lips ~ Mastodon ~ Guns N' Roses ~ Pantera ~ Jay-Z ~ Bad Brains ~ Steely Dan ~ Spoon and many many more...
Sunset Boulevard ~ Some Like it Hot ~ Stagecoach ~ North by Northwest ~ The Godfather ~ Fargo ~ Memento ~ Raising Arizona ~ Planes Trains & Automobiles ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ~ Traffic ~ Happiness ~ American History X ~ No Country for Old Men ~ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof ~ V for Vendetta ~ Citizen Kane ~ The Shining ~ Magnolia ~ Goodfellas ~ Rocky ~ Chinatown ~ Streetcar Named Desire ~ Shawshank Redemption ~ Tombstone ~ Clerks ~ Snatch ~ Fight Club ~ Pleasantville ~ Blazing Saddles ~ Pi ~ SeaBiscuit ~ Raging Bull ~ Dazed & Confused ~ Cinderella Man ~ Friday ~ Saving Private Ryan ~ Airplane! ~ Full Metal Jacket ~ Seven ~ Pulp Fiction ~ Rounders ~ Cool Hand Luke ~ Casablanca ~ The Thin Red Line ~ Good Will Hunting and many many more...
Univision (cuz you can be guaranteed some hot Latino lady with MAD cleavage is on), Family Guy, No Reservations, South Park, The Soup, Daily Show, History Channel, Metalocolypse and if you don't watch Robot Chicken then may God have mercy on your soul, Miami Dolphins & University of Miami football, Thrashers hockey, and the Braves.
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FIRST and FOREMOST: My mother. She is, by far, the best human being on the face of the planet. I challenge anyone to challenge me on this challenge. She had the cojones to divorce my dad, who was a loser at the time, raise a boy into a man, work two jobs, put me through private and public schools, take me to all my sporting events and cheer like a madwoman, put food on the table, give me a sense of humor, tought me to respect everyone ~ no matter how different, sit through countless concerts, and encourage me to be an individual and not ONE time did I ever hear her complain. Other heroes: My Dad, Dan Marino, Dominique Wilkins, Eddie Van Halen, Martin Luther King Jr. and Muhammad Ali.