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This is a video of me getting the shit slapped out of myself by a huge dude named Chris who beat me in a hand of poker at my friend's bachelor party in a cabin in the woods. It sucked really bad, and continued to suck for a while after it happened. It was exactly as hard as it sounds.
And a video of my bike gang, of which you can find more to the left in that old "general" section. But I'll try and keep it updated with the newest video right huhr. Dig it.

And I have a tattoo in my mouth.

My Interests

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This is why I love Jon Stewart. Remember folks, he's a comedian, not a journalist. And he's smarter than almost anyone else on T.V.

Crossfire was canceled less than three months later.

My Blog

So here I am drinking my morning coffee when...

I started to wonder about the nutritional value of coffee, if any.  After all, when one such as myself is making an active effort to try and clean up my act when it comes to diet and exercise; the las...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:39:00 GMT

Well, well, well. If it isn’t old MT-BIKR.

We found the son of a bitch.  You know, if you're a biker then it's probably not the best idea to fuck with bikers when you know that they can find you if they try hard enough.  An...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:40:00 GMT

MT BIKR is an absolute fucking cunt.

Well gang, here's another story for you about douchebaggery involving bikes.  So Here we are (about seven people on bikes) riding down Holland st. near Phelps Grove Park at Midnight on this Sund...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:30:00 GMT

Dont ever fucking steal a bike. Ever.

Two Dumb Mother fuckers tried to steal bikes from out front of my house tonight.  My friends went outside to find their bikes missing, and we knew that they couldn't be far because we had JUST be...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:16:00 GMT