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Dawn

About Me

I am as abnormal as they come, or so I am told. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
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My Interests

I love dogs- have 3 of them (black pug, boston terrier & an eskifon). Repetitive humor. Other than that, I definitely have interest in anything that's inappropriate & that amuse me and only me. I am also into working out (can you tell me where the gym is?), hanging out with friends, meeting new people, love watching movies, anything related to the fall and Halloween, and of course, reading Star Magazine to keep up on the latest dirt in the tabloids.

I'd like to meet:

My dad, Christopher Walken. and maybe Megan's mom if she's still in college.nightman

Music:

where do I start.

Movies:

Anything that makes me pee a little..

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (best show EVER!) Curb Your Enthusiasm (when I can), The Office, Scrubs, Grey's, Pris, Lost.

Books:

Your mom goes to college. Let her read.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris. Mr T. My deadbeat dad. The usual.

My Blog

How "Little Dude" came to be....

"We had to find a name for him and I didn't want to give him a mundane one like Boots or Bandit, although both would have fit him well. We were watching the soap "Days of Our Lives" when Patch, one of...
Posted by Dawn on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST