James St. James, Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick, Absurd comedy, guitar, Kevyn Aucoin, Bret Easton Ellis, Ed Wood, really bad movies, estiology, serial killers, Urban Decay, Aveda, Todd Solondz, Peter Sellars, Michael Ian Black, David Wain, Leo Allen, Zak Orth, Michael Showalter, and especially Eugene Mirman
No one who has pictures of him/herself holding weapons. No racists, no homophobes, no abrasive conservatives, no sexists. No one who thinks Dave Matthews is any kind of god, demi-god, genius, or sex symbol. No one who says things like, "Most people mistake me for a bitch." I've known a few people like that, and odds are, you're exactly what people mistake you for.I just want to meet nice people who like good music and obscure pop-culture references. People who actually watch bad movies on purpose. People who like to dance. People who like to go out. Altruistic people. People who like Belle and Sebastian. People who "get" Todd Solondz. Open-minded people. People who can sit around and listen to me ramble about philosophy and not judge me for changing my entire worldview before I finish talking. People who understand that thoughts are a process. Eternity is a process. God is a process. People who enjoy vain pursuits and hedonism, but would never, ever hurt another person. Anyone who does anything I tell them to do, and especially anyone who will claim to like it. Absolutely no "born-again virgins," and no one who "waited until marriage."Mostly, I'd like to hang out with these guys:The Comedy Men From Tomorrow
The New Pornographers, Interpol, Cat Power, Self, Nico, The Beatles, U2, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, T-Rex, The New York Dolls, The Sex Pistols, The Fruit Bats, The Incredible Moses Leroy, Outkast, Luda, Gay Pimp, Radiohead, The Cure, New Order, Billy Idol, Suede, Belle and Sebastian, The Shins, Ben Folds, Weezer, Duran Duran, Placebo, The Postal Service, The New York Dolls, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Who, PEACHES, The Rapture, Franz Ferdinand, Electric Six, Blondie, Depeche Mode, Iggy Pop, MP3s you send me, New Wave, Metric, The Scissor Sisters...Steven Malkmus (the hottest thing since sliced Bowie), The Mr. Move.The Incredible Moses Leroy is now The Soft. Lightes, and they're really good. Check them out. ALSO- I miss this band, and they broke my heart when they separated... The Gates of Berlin. Most recently listened to...
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Happiness, Bottle Rocket, Waiting for Guffman, The Royal Tenenbaums, A Mighty Wind, Boondock Saints, Rushmore, Hedwig, Annie Hall, High Fidelity, Amadeus, Secretary, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Clifford, Chaplin, Lolita (Kubric's), Ed Wood, Party Monster-The Shockumentary, Velvet Goldmine, Wet Hot American Summer, Hell House, Storytelling, Palindromes, Best in Show, Gummo, Buffalo '66, The Baxter
Bullshit!, PROJECT RUNWAY, Chapelle Show, Reno 911, SNL, The Daily Show, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Conan, Saved by the Bell, I Love the 70's/80's/90's, Colbert Report, anything on Bravo. Really, anything on MTV that glorifies the existance of souless, disgusting, mean-spirited, ungrateful rich kids having birthday parties, spring break "drama," or displaying mind-blowing levels of entitlement issues. Because that's why this country is so free. And morally superior to EVERYONE ELSE. Stella was the best show on television.
Disco Bloodbath, Bowie-zines, The Art of Makeup/Making Faces/Face Forward/Kevyn Aucoin: A Beautiful Life, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Lolita, American Psycho, Beat Punks, GLAMORAMA, White Lines: Writers on Cocaine, The Informers, Lunar Park, The Demon-Haunted World (Science as a Candle in the Dark)Currently reading- something my dad asked me to read
People who do me favors. And Carl Sagan.