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I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face.

About Me

My name's Nick. I'm a Social Studies Education major at Mercyhurst College. I can't say that I'm particularly fond of most of it. I prefer being around people and in other enjoyable social situations. I don't drink or smoke or the like, but I make the most of it. I hang around a good bunch of kids who are willing to put up with me, and I appreciate it. I have a girlfriend named Amanda. She's the best. I have a dachshund named Oscar. He will bite little girls without thinking twice. I devote some of my life to the pursuit of fine music. I'm fascinated with most aspects of history. I don't particularly enjoy exercise, except when it comes to snowboarding, and even that's questionable. In fact, I'm pretty much a nerd. Any other questions? Business concerns? My AIM is capesiderock87, and I generally won't talk if you don't first. So, have at it, then.

My Interests

Effective marketing solutions. Solid business strategies. Portfolio diversification. Corralling demographics. Sound investment plans. Quality financial portfolios. Pie charts. Business suits. Firm handshakes. Leather briefcases. Quarterly finance reports. Bar graphs. Supply and demand. Profit realization. Market efficiency. Employee productivity. Increasing investment returns. Client Satisfaction.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Music? GAY.

Movies:

Star Wars. Anchorman. Saving Private Ryan. Downfall. Gladiator. Any old westerns or WWII movies that I can make fun of. Oh, and I almost forgot, American Psycho. Those are some fine movies.

Television:

The Colbert Report. Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. Sealab 2021. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Band of Brothers. The Critic. The Daily Show. Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Tom Goes to the Mayor. Futurama. South Park. Perfect Hair Forever. Moral Orel. Mid-90's SNL. The History Channel. Misc. documentaries.

Books:

Books and reading are for suckers.

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan and his wonderful world of Reaganomics.