TOMMY

yeah i like lasagne and eating stuff cause i am really PHAT and i dont think i can move to the groove and more cause video games has ruined my life and i cant see out of my left eye cause i got into a fight with a really BIG lion and i had to run away cause im scared and i dont think i could beat up a lion even though i can bench press 350lbs and i am really superman(but dont tell anyone) i can even hold my breath underwater for about 30 secs,NO PROBLEM, yep i am really talented and i got cool hair that blow in the wind while i ride my horse to save the princess in the castle from the terrible elephant monster that is trying to take over the world by sucking up all the water and shooting it to the moon with his trunk, but it doesnt make it so the terrible elephant is making it rain and the rain makes the pretty flowers grow and me and the princess dance and frolick in the sun until we cant dance anymore and then we build a shrine to the great elephant rain god for making these really pretty flowers and we praise it every other thursday, cause on tuesday we eat sloppy joe so we cant praise on tuesday, but on friday the crazy tigers come around and start mouthing off to the princess and peeing on the elephant rain god shrine so i have to get all crazy with them and keep it gangsta cause i dont play like that and i pull my gat out and say "dont step to this BIATCH" and then me and the tigers start a gang called the "tigers and me" and we rule the world by peeing on trees and eating lasagne all day everyday.STRAIGHT UP -TOMMYROCKS