FLYNNSTONE !!! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Ello all. So you already know who I am at some point or another. I don't need too many details since you probably know enough about me.. BUT for shits and giggles, here is some useless random Jay trivia. I read too much into conspiracy theories, I hate Elmo even though I have to watch it 800 times with my kiddo, I sing sometimes in a band. I wish Eddie Vedder was my dad. I wish Bob Saget was my dad. I'm glad Phil Collins is NOT my dad. I pee in the shower. I am a pessimist overpowered by optimism. I think Ben SMith secretly has a crush on me and Cara is an elaborate cover up for when we re-enact brokeback mountain. I laughed when Imus said "nappy headed ho's". I love being a dad. I love being a musician. I want it to be my "career" one day.aside from that, I laugh at everything inappropriate, will fart in front of you without hesitation, and can quote any Bill Hicks stand up routines....

My Interests

I like alot of stuff.... I'm interested in pretty much everything, even if it's for a minute. Why does the guy at the flea market sell Nazi armbands and crackpipes??

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Vedder, Maynard James Keenan, Brandon Boyd, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Jeordie White, Flea, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Cobain,Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Prior,George Romero, Lord Byron, Percy Shelly. HR Giger, Alex Grey, The guy who invented the spring thing that goes on the bottom of door frames...Myspace Contact Tables

Music:

Pearl Jam, Tool, A perfect circle, Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down,American Head Charge, Deftones, Mudvayne, Taproot, Dream Theater, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Black Flag, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedy's,Wu Tang Clan, Eminem, Dr.Dre, NWA, In Living Color, Gogol Bordello, Silverchair, Johnny Cash, TurboNegro, Led Zep, Pantera, Fear Factory, Paranoid Social Club,Legion Lost Plunge, Splurge, Nixon Nation, and of course Wally, etc. That list is finite but it would definitely be one hell of a long list....

Movies:

SLC Punk, Boondock Saints, American History X, Fight Club, Seven, Blow, Casino, Goodfellas, Dawn of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs,Forest Gump, Butterfly Effect, Scarface, Half Baked, Pie, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Old School, Wedding Crashers, ANY Kevin Smith movie...

Television:

OK...there is The History Channel, The Wire, The Sopranos, and South Park. There is NO other tv programs/networks worth watching..end of story...

Books:

HARRY POTTER IS A FUCKING CHILD'S BOOK!!! BE AN ADULT!! Blood of Innocent, Devil's Knot, Angels and Demons, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Youth in Revolt, Revolting Youth, In Cold Blood, Come As You Are, Caeser, Normal Girl, Brave New World, anything by Percy Shelly or Lord Byran, anything written in the romantic revolt period, Scar Tissue, The Five People you'll meet in heaven, anything by Edgar Allen Poe(even if he was a drunk pill popper)

My Blog

In regards to my departure from Late For August

To who it may concern, &nbs p; &nbs p; The rumor is in fact true, I have left Late For August of...
Posted by FLYNNSTONE !!! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

Letter To Carrot Top

Dear Carrot Top, You freak me out man. Your face...
Posted by FLYNNSTONE !!! on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:57:00 PST

Goodbye to a Friend

So, Brett, John, Mini, and myself had to say our goodbyes to a great human being with an unbelievable gift at making you feel not only special, but loved. Neil (if you never met him) was one of those ...
Posted by FLYNNSTONE !!! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:19:00 PST

This made me laugh-"headbutt to the ovaries"

So I'm reading this book called, "The Alphabet of Manliness" and I had to share this because I was in desperate need of a good laugh, and this provided it. If you are offended by the following---well,...
Posted by FLYNNSTONE !!! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST