hello people.
Part I: HEY PEOPLE OF ANAS MYSPACE THIS IS MARIAH HER BEST FRIEND IM RIGHTING PART OF HER ABOUT ME SECTION. HER SISTER CAIT IS OBSSESED WITH RANDY HER BESTEST FRANDY. ANA HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND NAMED SQUIGGLES THE SEA PICKEL WHO IS RAINBOW COLORED. ANA DOESNT REMEMBER WHAT HER DAD LOOKS LIKE BUT AT LEAST SHE GETS TO SEE HIM EVERY NIGHT. SHE IS A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FREAK.BUT I LOVE HER.SHE SMELLS A LITTLE FUNKY (LIKE POTATOES) (WHICH HER SIS CAIT LIKES). ANA LOVES NON FLAVORED PIE! I LIKE ELMO AND BARNEY BUT SHE DOESNT BC SHE IS GAYYY! ME ANA CAIT AND MIKAYLA MADE AWESOME VIDEOS. ANA HAS A MUSTACHE IF U LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH (JK). ANA NAMED HER FEET DON AND BILLY! WELL PEOPLE OF ANAS MYSPACE C YA!
Part II: Hi. I am on Ana Boyd Of Illinois's myspace page. I am Cait, and I like Randy. Ana is a big fat ugly smelly hobo with glasses that look like crap. They are KIND OF purple. Richy loves her, and she has 47 kids. I think she needs to stop having kids. She loves Squiggles the sea pickle who is rainbow colored. She broke my comma key. She has a moustache. Her teeth are too big. She loves pork and beef more than Damen. She thinks Damen is a stupid fat loser hobo just like her. Sayu is one of her many kids. Ana likes smelly RHINOS. RHINOS ARE REALLY SMELLY!!!!!!! Ana should have a good time with her fat hobo husband, her many kids, Squiggles, and STUPID SMELLY RHINOS!!!!! Randy is my favorite person ever. She hates Randy. She thinks Randy is a really stupid moron who smells terrible, loves creepy elephants and thinks Squiggles is stupid. Though the truth is that Randy loves Squiggles. Ana should know that RHINOS ARE REALLY STUPID SUCKISH ANIMALS THAT SHOULD GET HIT BY TRAINS, JUST LIKE R.
THE END!!! O:
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you're here.
so you know who i am.
my name is ANA
ONE-X!
POKER!
QUEER GIFTS!
AND BAGELS!
NOT TO MENTION THIMBLEHEAD FRED
AND THE PENGUIN SMASHERS
AND THE RUNNING TURTLES.
^ IF ANY OF THAT MAKES SENSE
THEN I LOVE YOU!
JESSE IS SHORT, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BY NOW.
my friends areee. rebecca. keith. juliet. becky. jesi. jehss. emily. frances. miranda. matt. vic. tori. torrey. jake. jacob. marisa. min. steph. kay. lauren. danny. elok. mikayla. shawn. jackie. neco. chels. courtney. loxiee. artae. adena. christel. liz. jessica. katie. mark. damen. baby. jayson. grey!! susan. kane. heidi. dei. [JANAR]. aro. phin. vic. kay. mr chocolate fairy. seldom. strike. brandon. mariah. dylan. gerawrd. frankie. zexy.
^these people may or may not be of material matter
MARIGOLD IS A PSYCHO!!!!!
AND DAMEN IS MY HERO.
Mark owns my Myspace page, because he sued me for it.
I GOT NICKELS!
LOVE THEM.
