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♥ Alysa ♥

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About Me

My Name Is Alysa.
my aim s/n = prettypinkpuke.
I
and I probably hate you.
kthanksbye.
"What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle." ~ Cell
Lookie @ my You Tube
http://youtube.com/profile?user=alysaface
I have a tendency to get dark alot. Dark and mysterious. I'm fairly morbid, and obsessed with anything macabre. I'm very honest, but I also don't like to hurt peoples feelings.
I'm a big fan of Army boys, firefighters, football players, basketball players, guys who drive sexy trucks, and just generally sexy people =)
You have to be respectful to be one of my friends. People with no respect baffle me.
Stupid people also baffle me. Why and how they figure out how to reproduce... Amazes me.
I'll always miss the 90s. Being young and neon colors. Good times.
I want a guy with a killer sense of style. He has to have great personal hygiene. He has to be intelligent, like good music and movies, and just generally cool stuff. He should be sweet and honest and caring.

My Interests

Singing, Video Games, Teh Intranetz, LG15, Movies, Makeup, Drinking, Clubbing, Partying, Seeing & Being Seen & Having Fun

I'd like to meet:

People who know how to have fun.Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Wentworth Miller, Shia LaBeouf, Aubrey Graham, Simon Rex, Ryan Gossling, Seth MacFarlane, Tony Romo, Jason Witten, Roy Williams, and Your Mother

Shia LaBeouf

Ryan Gosling

Wentworth Miller

Seth Macfarlane

The King

Simon Rex

Christopher Gorham

John Krasinski

Music:

oh geeze. i like wayyyy too much music.i'm to l33t to make a list so all you little scene kids can judge how scene i am. kthanksbye.

Movies:

I 3 lots and lots of movies. Someday I'll make a list of all of my favourites, but for now i'll just say Horror and Macabre

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Ugly Betty, How It's Made, Medium, Lost, House, Ghost Hunters, X-Files, & a ton more.

Books:

Steven King, Chuck Palahnuik, any play by Shakespeare, and Mary Higgins Clark. K thanks.

Heroes:



My Blog

Fuck you, it’s my birthday! =)

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want toFuck you it's my birthday.A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.Fuck you, it's not your bi...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:40:00 PST

This goes out to my sisters who are apparently myspace stalking me, lol...

I AM NOT A SLUT,   lol   thank you, and have a nice night =)
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:05:00 PST

You wanna piece of me?

I'm Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen,Don't matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines,They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazines,You want a piece of me...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST

Crazy people, make me feel that much better about myself.. Thank you nutjobs!! =)

So.. This random myspace loser sends me a message one day, and i responded being nice or whatever.. He was trying to "holler" i'd say, and he was being nice and honest and read my previous blog about ...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:33:00 PST

Things im looking for in a guy...

I decided that I needed to make a list of atributes that I would like in a guy. I'm not necessarially looking for "mister right" I'm just tired of wasting time hanging out with "mister wrongs" and peo...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

These...

Last several days/weeks have seriously just been the most amazing evar. I'm so glad I got rid of all the junk in my life, and started all over again =) Never thought it could be this great! I sor...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST

I never thought...

I never thought that I could be this happy. It really amazes me. I faked happiness for SO long, that I forgot what it really felt like. To all my old friends who didn't give up on me.. I LOVE YOU GUY...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

I Love You RoRo

PARDON ME Posted by ro on July 2nd at 8:06pm in in the news only commutationof obstruction of justice sentenceby a presidentever so basicallythey can do whatever they wantblatant disregardfor everyt...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST

I never will.

    I hope when you're in bed with heryou think of meI would never wish bad thingsBut I don't wish you well Does it hurtTo know ill never be therebet it sucks to see my face everywhereIt was...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:09:00 PST

SINGLE!

So.. I'm newly single and um.. ready to mingle? or something? So if you see my profile and think we might have something in common or I might not find you completely obnoxious, send me a message or s...
Posted by ♥ Alysa ♥ on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:58:00 PST