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Puesnessâ„¢

When life gives you lemons, say These Aren't Hash Brownies!

About Me

Name's Michelangelo, I prefer Mike, but girls can call me Mikey. If all else fails, just call me Puesness. I'm into Anime and Video Games, and I gots no common sense. I am a very unique guy, in other words, I am really weird, and random. I have my super funny moments, then I just look too serious to talk to. I am also very gullible, and very trustworthy...which sucks. I've been told that I'm very stubborn, whatever the hell that means. Anyways, I'm easygoing, and enjoy sleeping; Slothfulness is Bliss! I'd love to stay asleep all day long, just relaxing; but because Jesus invented Video Games and Anime, I have a reason to stay up all night long. I drink, but am not a booze-hound; I also limit myself to Whiskey, and rarely Bourbon, and Rum. I don't smoke, but don't mind people smoking in front of me; drugs or ciggs, I don't care! I don't have a sense of smell. Eh...get to know me, and you'll find out that I'm pretty random.

My Interests

I like Video Games, Anime, Sweets, Snickers, Sprite, THE THREE Rs (Randomness, Rock, and Robots), crude humor, inside jokes, Southern Comfort Whiskey, blah blah blah. Whatever, I'm weird, leave it at that!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not a person to judge...thats mostly the reason why all my friends trust me and feel that I am so understanding. In any case, I don't give a rat's ass who I talk to. Race, gay/ lesbian, dorky, psychotic, lame, etc...IT DOESn't MATTER TO ME!! I give everybody a chance, so if ya wanna talk to me, IM me at [email protected] or [email protected]. However, I prefer to speak mono y mono, and I'm probably using an Instant Messenger once every full moon...but who cares!?
as for meeting girls...I'm a sucker for a girl who looks cute in a sweater! I repeat: A SUCKER FOR A GIRL WHO LOOKS CUTE IN A SWEATER! That's right, my taste is pretty different, as opposed to drooling over some broad whose showing more skin than humanly possible, and is dressed in tight "I-CAN'T-FUCKING-BREATH!" clothes (no offense to you females out there...). For me, being covered leaves more to the imagination, which I use more WAAAAAAAAAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. So it only be natural for me to prefer a covered girl, as opposed to the "LOOK-AT-MY-SKIN-PLEASE!" Also, a sweater is soft, and huggable, so it is superior! That is all...Okay, okay, there is more than just the sweater...IF YOU MUST KNOW! She'd also have to be able to sit/ lay/ get comfortable with me and watch anime, or play a video gamewith me...and not get bored! However, because 90% (or more) of women avoid my hobbies, I am left to search of the minority companion...and have yet to find one. IT'S THAT FUCKING RARE! Anyways, likes Anime and Video Games is a must. That, along with the sweater, would be PERFECT for me.

Music:

The Offspring, Aerosmith, Dragonforce, and JAM Project

Movies:

If I likes it, I likes it!

Television:

I don't watch TV, anymore. I just watch...MY DVDs! They're mostly Anime...many, many Animes. And a couple Hentai to add some balance. THATS RIGHT, I FUCKING SAID IT! Go watch your PORN!

Books:

Manga and Visual Novels. Other than that, I hate reading. Which is kinda ironic, cuz I love to write, but hate to read...yeah...

Heroes:

Optimus Prime, Vash The Stampede, Sol Badguy, and Hollow Ichigo

My Blog

Summer Ain’t Leaving Yet, Bitches!

Oye, who knew Sumemr could be so damn depressing.  And I'm not talking about *horrible events occurring* depressing, where ya got little Susie Wawa crying over every sad event that occurred durin...
Posted by Puesness" on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Atsui Desune?

welp...it's 3:30 in the fucking morning, I can't sleep, I can't write (in ma story to be more precise), and it's too fucking hot to play Tsukihime, as the heat will get in the way of my sweet lovings ...
Posted by Puesness" on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

The Name of Death: Chapter 14

just out of my own personal grudge for anybody, and willingness to kill if it ever occurs, I just want you all to know that stealing my work would be like writing your own Death Wish.  I shit you...
Posted by Puesness" on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

The Name of Death: Chapter 13

*****CHAPTER XIII - "Gratitude and Desire"*****   "That Human is late," Aryton said to himself, as he approached a seated Bernard. Aryton and Bernard were in a dark command room, along with other...
Posted by Puesness" on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

the bores me of drinking...

Ah yes, my precious children, the intoxication strikes me as quickly as I could havbe imagined.  With the nasty ass pizza taking up the remaining food rations of the kitchen, I am left with nothi...
Posted by Puesness" on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

FLONNE-CHAAAAAAAAAN!

All this goddamn summer school work, and video game playing...taking up the precious time i could be spending on me story.  But alas, great things in life take up time.  its been two weeks s...
Posted by Puesness" on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:51:00 PST

The Name of Death: Chapter 12

*****CHAPTER XII - "Chains of Loyalty"*****   "You idiots!" General Armund said, as he punched Rob in the face, knocking him to the ground. "I thought I specifically told you to not return withou...
Posted by Puesness" on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

The Name of Death: Chapter 11

I am very pissed that my cosplay attempt is being reduced to being a failure...DAMN MICHIKO FOR TAKING TWO MONTHS TO MAKE MY COSTUME, AND STILL NOT SENDING IT!  Whatever, I'm gonna go, regardless...
Posted by Puesness" on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Name of Death: Chapter 10

Sorry it took soo long (to the only two people who read this: Aniki and My Chica).  I've been caught up in school and vidya gaming...so sad.  ANYWAYS, its up, read it, don't steal it, or i'l...
Posted by Puesness" on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

Going Away...

I'm gonna be off of Myspace for a while, so that I may resume my anual hunt to find, and hopefully kill, the bastard actor known as Jimmy Fallon.  I take this leave of absence for two weeks out o...
Posted by Puesness" on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST