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S&B

About Me

Hi everyone my name is George and I love Satan. I work as an oral surgeon. Often when my patients are under I touch them and video tape it. One time I urinated into this man's mouth. It made his tooth problem worse, but I blamed it on his failure to floss daily.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other friends of evil and satan. People who aren't afraid of the dark and would help me tie up kids for the rituals.

My Blog

Well I'm back

After a short jaunt into the desert for a meeting with the great worm god I am back to civilization and my totally satanic IMac. I hope you will all be friends with me again and decide to post on my ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:42:00 GMT

Stomach Flu

Yeah.  I got the stomach flu this last weekend.  I threw up almost constantly.  I saved it all in like 50 mason jars.  I'm not sure what I will use it for yet, but I have a feeling...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Oct 2004 22:35:00 GMT

I will eat your face

I was at the store and this large woman said, "Sir, I know what you're up to in that house! I've heard noises! If you don't stop it, I'll call the police." So I waited outside for her to come out o...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Oct 2004 23:04:00 GMT