My Blog
play house
lets play house. you be the door and i'll slam ya ;-)
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:01:00 GMT
my girlfriend
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:57:00 GMT
i came home early
One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:56:00 GMT
smartness
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:45:00 GMT
one drink
it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:41:00 GMT
sleep
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:23:00 GMT
my dreams
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:55:00 GMT
my parrot
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:48:00 GMT
sore throat
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. God dammit anyway!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:46:00 GMT
the bong
You think when the guy came up with the idea to invent the bong, a blacklight popped up over his head?
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:42:00 GMT