play house |
lets play house. you be the door and i'll slam ya ;-)
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:01:00 GMT |
my girlfriend |
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:57:00 GMT |
i came home early |
One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:56:00 GMT |
smartness |
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:45:00 GMT |
one drink |
it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:41:00 GMT |
sleep |
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
my dreams |
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:55:00 GMT |
my parrot |
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
sore throat |
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. God dammit anyway!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:46:00 GMT |
the bong |
You think when the guy came up with the idea to invent the bong, a blacklight popped up over his head?
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:42:00 GMT |
