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About Me

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In 1984, MilkyPink was born. At birth, he came complete with a full head of dirty blonde hair, and the MilkyPink Rocket-Action AstroPack. At age 5, it became apparent that Milkypink was a gifted child, so his parents enrolled him in the Future Stuntman of America Program, where he learned to eat firecrackers. After a freak accident involving a flaming hoop and two tons of uncooked pasta, the school was closed down, and Milkypink was mailed to Africa to be raised by miniature lions, also called cats. Milkypink developed an allergy to catfood however, and returned to the United States to get rich volunteering his mind and body to medical experimentation. Later, equipped with two thousand dollars, a pig's spleen, and an iron nipple, MilkyPink set out to THE WEST COAST, where he created the World's Tastiest Meal, Tomato Tunallini. For a time, MilkyPink was superglued to a team of Viking cave-spelunkers called THE MOTHERS EGGS, and they made music. Then, after a brief stint as a proffesional Neil Diamond Impersonator, MilkyPink moved back EAST, to New Hampshire, where he started making music in hopes of creating a song that could move the cosmos. He succeeded, but it was only a fraction of an inch, so no one noticed.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/6/2005
Band Members: Taylor - voices, guitar, keyboard, ukulele, tambourine, yellow egg, dollar store recorder, magic wok, household items, and programming
Influences: The Wild West, Goddammit, my friggin friends, boredom, moving photographs, facial bones and muscles, stick figures in museums, my last vices, booze, coffee, water, MY AMUSING CONFUSION, calling you darling.
Sounds Like: That gurgle you're throat makes all by itself.
or
What the Hamster would say at the Kitty Cat's eulogy
or
A walrus giving birth at 30,000 ft.
or
the smacking of lips
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Fakest Mustache Ever

Alex Mallis has directed a music video of The Voyeur, from Diabolicology. It is amusing. You should watch it over and over and over and over and over again. You should give it a five...
Posted by Milky Pink on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

Jack is spilling his guts all over the road.

Today is the day when thousands of Pumpkins are decapitated, gutted with dull spoons, and mocked up to look like human heads. Today is the day when thousands of jerks come to worship the wasting of a...
Posted by Milky Pink on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

Did someone just say Spiderman 3? Because I just pissed myself.

Yes. I have decided to write a blog, after a long blogless void. Here it is. Revenge of the Blog. Newsssss. Milky Pink has completed his first year of higher education. Major: Social Disruption....
Posted by Milky Pink on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:41:00 PST

Will Blog for Burritos

Hi ho Hi ho, it finally started to fucking snow. It was pretty last night, but the 7:30 walk to class at 14 degrees made me instantly remember how much I hate winter. Why pay so much for cryogenicall...
Posted by Milky Pink on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

diaboliBOOYAA!

My new favorite way to say I have to take a shit:"Oh man, I'm growing a tail."Diabolicology will be available at Turn it Up (Keene) later today. Thanks to Lindsey Palatino for doing the cover art, an...
Posted by Milky Pink on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE-CATS OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING SOFA!!

Here's whats new:Diabolicology is finished, save for packaging. 17 minutes and change, 10 tracks. It's pretty cool. There will be some in Turn it Up soon, defenitely by the second week of September...
Posted by Milky Pink on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST

Who would win in a fight: Gandalf or Magneto?

New music has acheived liftoff. Listen. You can hear the grass screaming underneath the blades of lawnmowers. Also you can hear my new music, on my fucking page. Soon a very short follow up to Mur...
Posted by Milky Pink on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

The Keene Cast-Away

My wrist has been released from it's smelly prison. In it's place I have been given what looks quite similar to my skateboarding wrist gaurd. I can finally shower without a bag over my arm. I am in...
Posted by Milky Pink on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

Silly Rabbit...Pink is for kids!

If you're looking for embarrasing video of MilkyPink "doin his thang", look no further. Boom Shakalaka! Bonus points if you can tell which character the young MilkyPink played in Nuclear Family!...
Posted by Milky Pink on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:32:00 PST

Across the Universe, Over my Head

Shit Yeah Buddy! My father told me I'm turning into an existentialist. Maybe. About the story I have been posting chapters from: Part 1 is just about done. It's about 38 pages. It's called T...
Posted by Milky Pink on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:20:00 PST