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*PORK CHOP*

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About Me

I CLAWED MY WAY OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB JUST TO BE TOURTURED BY MY BROTHERS, I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES AND SUSHI! BEEN IN VEGAS WAY TO FUCKIN LONG, I JUST THREW UP VODKA AND GUMMI BEARS, IM TERRIFIED OF MOTHS AND ONE DAY I WILL ENSLAVE THE AMPHIBIAN RACE AND WIPE OUT MOTHS COMPLETELY!!!
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You Feast On: BEER AND TEARS

You Lurk Around In: THE HEARTS OF MEN

You Especially Like to Torment: THE HANDICAPABLE What's Your Monster Name?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO'S WORTH A SHIT, OR GUMBY
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: *KaTiE MaY* (PORK CHOP,BAD DECISION,WOOGS)
Birthday: JUNE 19 1985
Birthplace: SaLT LAKE CITY , UT
Current Location: LaS VEGOOSE!
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: IRISH/ENGLISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: SMELLY CHUCKS
Your Weakness: POPCORN AND SEX
Your Fears: BEIN COVERED WITH HONEY AND HAVIN MOTHS STICK TO ME
Your Perfect Pizza: EXTRA EXTRA CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: PERFORMING OPEN HEART SURGERY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YO!
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT TIME IS IT?!! FECK!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY SCHNOZ (ITS ADORABLE)
Your Bedtime: WHEN I'M TIRED
Your Most Missed Memory: PLAYIN IN THE SNOW WITH MY POPS AND BROS
Pepsi or Coke: (SNIFF*) COKE A COLA
MacDonalds or Burger King: UHHH CROWN BURGER OR IN N OUT
Single or Group Dates: I DON'T DATE I KICK IT OLD SCHOOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: NILLA (CHOCOLATE AND BROWNIES YUCK)
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCINO
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: ON MY MOTHERS EYES!
Do you Sing: WHATS IT TO YA?
Do you Shower Daily: ITS A GOAL
Have you Been in Love: NOT SURE ANYMORE
Do you want to go to College: YA TO PICK UP SOME YOUNG DUDES
Do you want to get Married: (SHRUGGING SHOULDERS) DO I HAVE TO DRESS UP??
Do you belive in yourself: NAH GOT BETTER THINGS TO BELIEVE IN LIKE CAPT. PLANET
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEY
Do you think you are Attractive: NEY
Are you a Health Freak: NEY
Do you get along with your Parents: ONLY WHEN I'M HIGH
Do you like Thunderstorms: OF COURSE I LIVE IN A DESERT
Do you play an Instrument: SPOONS!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DRINKIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you Smoked: SMOKIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you been on Drugs: DRUGIN RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I DON'T DATE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NEY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: MORE LIKE A CASE!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: HEY! ARE YOU STALKIN ME?!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I DON'T LET PEOPLE GET THAT CLOSE :0)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HARPOONED
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ONLY THE HEARTS OF MEN AND A WALLET
Ever been Drunk: FECK YA!
Ever been called a Tease: ONLY WHEN I'M TEASIN THE CRIPPLES
Ever been Beaten up: FECK YA!
Ever Shoplifted: YES AND GOT CAUGHT (I'M PATHETIC)
How do you want to Die: WITH A GRIN AND 20 BUCKS TO BRIBE ST. PETER
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A PENGUIN
What country would you most like to Visit: GERMANY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN/BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN/BLACK
Short or Long Hair: DOESN MATTER
Height: TALLER THAN I
Weight: FATTER THAN I
Best Clothing Style: DICKIES AND T-SHIRT
Number of Drugs I have taken: AT ONCE?? HAHA PROBABLY ABOUT 9
Number of CDs I own: 99.9 (ONE IS SCRATCHED SO BAD IT DOESN COUNT AS A WHOLE C.D.)
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 2 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM HEHE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT A SINGLE THING

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