I think therefor I am. |
So the other day I was driving down the road, and this hot girl totally cut me off. So I did what any self respecting person would have done. I sped up and passed her. On my way around her car I ro...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 15:29:00 GMT |
For Max,the one who did it, anyone else can do it though, I don't give a fuck |
Stupid quizz fuck yes
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Sep 2004 01:33:00 GMT |
The sound of a car alarm screamed in the distance |
I walked onward towards the horizon. I was aimless... yet in the pursiut of something. I just didn't know what. In the distance a car alarm screamed like a 5 year old child trying to gain it's neglec...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:25:00 GMT |
Life changing moments are too precious |
Some guy asked me if I would ever use a public restroom to shit. I told him that I wear dipers and that using a public restroom to shit is completly unnessasary. Well I was joking of course, but he ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Sep 2004 01:38:00 GMT |
Road raging FUCK-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Today, I found a dollar on the ground. I found a twenty dollar bill once and finding this dollar reminded me of finding that $20 bill. That was a good day. That was the day I had my wisdom tooth pulle...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:34:00 GMT |
