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PezMakesMeHorny

I am here for Friends

About Me

I can't sleep without a blanket over me or with the door open. I won't let my hand touch the wall when I sleep because I think spiders will crawl over them. I dislike onions. Sharks are really badass. I like the beach, but only when there isn't a lot of people there. My favorite colors are orange and teal. I really hate wind. I wish I owned a dog, but instead I have 2 cats that I'm allergic to. I love eggs.

My Interests

pez, fireworks, adventures, traveling, water sports, arcades, drive-in movies, bar-be-ques, alpine slides

I'd like to meet:

Jack Skellington, Bear Grylls, Bill Brasky, and Charlie Day.

Music:

The Clash, Lamb of God, Shai Hulud, Black Star, At The Gates, Shai Hulud, Most Precious Blood, Lovage, Children of Bodom, TOOL, Dimmu Borgir, In Flames, Queen, Shadow's Fall, Heaven Shall Burn, Foo Fighters, One King Down, Strife, The Swarm, NIN, Reach The Sky, Old Man's Child, AFI, Caliban, Indecision, My Chemical Romance, Refused, Shutdown, ZAO, Harvest, Slapshot, As I Lay Dying, As Hope Dies, Talib Kweli, Jurassic 5...etc.

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lost Highway, The Shining, Memento, Grandma's Boy, Office Space, A Clockwork Orange, Silence Of The Lambs, all the X-Men, Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Sleepy Hollow, The Jerk, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dirty Jobs, Sealab 2021, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Entourage, House, Project Runway, Chappelle's Show, Lucky Louie, Clone High, Flight of the Conchords, Most Haunted, Black Books

Books:

Choke, Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Neverwhere, 1984, The Outsiders, etc.

Heroes:

Master Shake, Captain Murphy, Attila the Hun, Megaman, Frankenstein and Indiana Jones