Member Since: 04/04/2008
Band Members: skinny PANTS: the git/ back ups
Darth Schwanson Jesus Jady : lead vox
pepsiCANN aka nateDAWG: engineer R.I.P
Damon aka squid vicousbass
Influences: booze
Sounds Like: Hey listen up to real fans push play on DARK SIDE and enjoy. The face kickers are the only band that is real in the whole fucking planet. The rest are just trying to make a buck.......we on the other hand just want to tell the truth. What does that mean???? Well let me explain in terms you will understand for the people that have nothing better to do than hate on something that is made from booze freedom of kicking face and the god damn USA which we love and will die for even on Sunday when football is on............... and passion and anger is our motivation the one and only reason WE DON"T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!! We are the Face kickers.......that means your opinions mean shit to us. We will keep making songs about shit that is cool. You don't like us good job.....you hate Star Wars......Chuck Norris......and RAMBO.......that's OK that you are an idiot. I don't want you as a fan....In fact I am glad you hate us. It feeds my anger and some day I will make a song about how your FORM Canada......and that your a communist comment page.Yes you think I am a butt hole....jerk and an asshole.........your right.......Now please return to Canada!!!!!
Record Label: Unsigned