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GYM CLASS HEROES DOPEST BAND IN THE WORLDHi folks, where do i begin.... I'm a student,doin a law degree in London, (very long) I'm an Arsenal Fan...If this information shocks u too bad, Arsenal are the best team in the world blap blap.lol I'm a bit crazy, sometimes funny, (not funny lookin mind u) In a nutshell shell im a drum master, football don and overall nice guy all wrapped up in one. I study law to make everyone think im smart, actually i am anyway but thats jus a way of throwin it out there.lol As u can see none of my own beats are up on this cos i trialled them and i no one or two ppl who have tried pinchin my sounds, so thats a no from now on, ask and ye shall receive. I live in East London but i am not a bad boy by any stretch of the imagination, apart from wen im in bed with a fly chick, then im BAD!!!lol i love crackin jokes and love hearin new fresh ones, if u got jokes add me.lol i like to try my hand at everythin, im an artist too. I'm learnin how to skateboard at the moment, not all that good, someone said my stance was goofy and i was gonna deliver an ass whupin till i realised its a way of standin on the board. (ok that joke was weak)ive also got back into quad and roller skatin, the new ways to get around London cos the mayor cant charge u for that!!!! i think!!!! Anyways from now i promise monthly to update this thing properly to let you no what ima be doin. Mad love to Tom for creatin this website, he must be flossin now.lol to the ppl who have asked, i promise to sex up my page shortly, jus 4 u. I'm thinkin of doin a BLOG series segment of a day in the life of ME!!! I no it sounds self consumed but i actually lead quite an interestin life and do shit jus to do it. u will become familiar with some names of the ppl i mention over a period of time but that will make my shit sweet like desperate housewives or eastenders or somethin.lol
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Raphael Chimezie Nicholas Ukaegbu
Birthday: 5th Sept
Birthplace: Hackney, London... The ghtto bitches!!!
Current Location: Walthamstow, London ...a bit less ghetto
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black wen it hasnt been beat down by the sun
Height: 5"10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mr Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fluffy Lion slippers but will wear my Ed Hardy Vans or Bapes
Your Weakness: chicken, and eva mendes
Your Fears: Train Station Platforms, Peas, geezer birds and goddamn Rats (on which point i saw a wench one the other day, oh my life
Your Perfect Pizza: Anythin that aint jus cheese and tomato, waste of bread
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gangsta grades and save enuff money to buy a girlfriend not rent one.lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, really, dope
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh my god...have i wet myself!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm lemme think...u no wat i dont no, i woulda said my arms but my left nipple has been flyin up the rankings.
Your Bedtime: wen i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: what the deuce???? let me think about that...erm...i dont no
Pepsi or Coke: Coke for sure, pepsi is thoroughly butters, and who the f*&k made doc pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Recently Ronald has been caught slippin and i cant cover for him no more so BK baby, the colnel beats both of them though, but dixies beats the colnel
Single or Group Dates: Its been so long i have forgotten what a date is....nah single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the devil are these two drinks u speak of i hope its jus RIBENA jumbled up.
Chocolate or Vanilla: does this allude to ice cream or gurls, im assumin it is ice cream and shall say choco even though cornish vanilla is dope.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is cool but only wit the special raffa formula...frappucinos all day long.
Do you Smoke: Me...Smoke...never...but blaze, hahahaha a few tokes of whacky backky
Do you Swear: i try not to cos my swear jar is almost at capacity and some poor kids gonna get my hard earned cash
Do you Sing: Hahaha of course i try i sure no how to murder a track.
Do you Shower Daily: yesiree, thats a must 2 a day keeps the B.O away. unless i been playin footie
Have you Been in Love: honestly speakin the answer is no, my one love is football.
Do you want to go to College: this is american innit, the fools its called uni, and i am already there, ive wasted time answerin this question, curses
Do you want to get Married: Yeah why not it will be fun
Do you belive in yourself: yeah i guess cos if i dont who will??
Do you get Motion Sickness: What the devil is this new sickness u speak of?
Do you think you are Attractive: if ur a gurl and dont think im attractive then ur gay, if ur a dude n dont think im attractive thats cool
Are you a Health Freak: the ll cool J 6 pack has gone to be replaced by a muffin
Do you get along with your Parents: Depends, my mom usually...
Do you like Thunderstorms: if i aint outdoors i dont mind but if i am then im screwin
Do you play an Instrument: Im a DRUMMER baby, 9 years goin strong
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah son, after goin that club silver wit ruby and co. i felt so diseased that i had to let the drink go! strictly ribena or rubicon passion fruit.
In the past month have you Smoked: will my mom read this???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: u no what yeah u aint my mom so stop askin me these questions...as it happens im high all the time so lord no's
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah, nobody wants me............actually i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the mall...i dont no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YEAH...for the first time on Sunday they were covered in chocolate and they were dope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i'll be damned if i do again, yes i have, my stomach felt like some dude was crip walkin in it afterwards tho.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No and thats a pity cos im quite the performer.
In the past month have you been Dumped: rephrase that...in ur lifetime have u been dumped? nope...but then ask how many gurls have i dated.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does that include bodily contact with water that aint bath water?? not on ur life good sir
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the last croissant from the cupboard i smacked my hands afterwards
Ever been Drunk: Yes...once was enuff
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, i am the master of tease
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my brother that dnt count , it was brutal either, he does muay thai anyway....
Ever Shoplifted: Nah son, African dad would send my to Nigeria so quick that it wouldnt be funny, and it aint about livin in no village wit no light and comin back fresh, rockin slippers and white socks...shudder
How do you want to Die: Richard Pryors dad died havin sex, that would be ok i guess but i could imagine the woman wouldnt wouldnt get no tings afterwards, dudes like, "thats some pussy u can keep"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A hero
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black, brown
Short or Long Hair: It doesnt matter jus as long as she aint bald
Height: not overly bothered, no mini me's and no big birds.lol
Weight: No size zero and no family sized, curves are delicious
Best Clothing Style: whatever she looks good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment...wheres my solicitor
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: none-yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
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I'd like to meet:

Hmm now this i can write about,*Vida Guerra*Eva Mendes*Gabrielle Union*Halle Berry*Any one of the females in the Big Pimpin Video* if none of the above then at least be a cool person. no bean heads.On a serious note i'd like to meet cool new ppl who no how to chillax. I'm a graduate in the school of jokes and humour so if sound like ur kinda person then add me, i usually like a lil message as well as a request jus so conversation can flow rather than beatin around in the dark for common ground!!!I've also recently delved into the events side of life so will be co-hosting a few nights out in London ranging from gigs to parties, i'm actually looking to get into contact with other promoters and music artists with the purpose being to work with and develop better nights. I shall soon be posting more about nights and events i shall be runnin so stay tuned. xvalue="http://www.youtube.com/v/BB9dp8KVYys" / ..YOU NO WEN I WAS A KID I LOVED THIS PROGRAMME, MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS A FASCADE!!!! (No NO lets just play with our twangers lol)WHEN I HAVE A CHILD THIS IS WHAT MY SON WILL BE LIKE!!!

My Blog

chivalry is dead!!!

You no what over the past couple of months i've been hearin loadsa women sayin chivalry is dead, he dont hold dorrs open no more, he aint take me out to eat he dont treat me like a lady!!! Ladies ur r...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:38:00 GMT

REAL TALK

Aight check it, at this precise moment in time ur boy T.C is not the happiest dude in thw world, i alreay posted a blog about crazy broads and low and behold another has entered the dynamics of my lif...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:19:00 GMT

keeeeyyyyaaaaahhhhh bitch!!!!!

Sup folks i figured id post a new blog cos i feel ill...yes the deadly influenza virus has struck down even the one they call TC!!!!! I tried everythin on this man...even night nurse...aint workin. ev...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:27:00 GMT

DaNgEroUs Carbon emission by urs truly.

Okay so i feel real guilty, and rotten, like a monkey past its prime. It was unintentional but at the same time firly humorous. My little sister Diana and i always play a game where if we pass wind, f...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:26:00 GMT

BLAAHHHHHH

Whats crackin bitches its sunny outside and im indoors on my goddamn computer, u no studyin is a pain in the ass!!! u no what kills it is that while i shud be studyin im up on this shit typin a frikki...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:42:00 GMT

its been a while

hey peeps wats good? its been a while since i wrote one of these but i'm home and bored so figured i'd hit up my myspace fans.lol so wat have i been up 2 since i last posted somethin on this...? Well ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Why u should not mess wit crazy beanies

I'm usually one of the most unshockable people u will ever come by, but now i'm being stalked i think thats about to change. I was textin my homeboy in my lecture (i no i no naughty) when i got a text...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:24:00 GMT