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Joe

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

About Me



I work, I sleep, I drink, I party, i go to the beach and get burned when i think no sunscreen is needed.... and whatever else I feel like doing. I've got my 2004 Yamaha FZ6, and a 97 Dodge Ram 1500 with Yamaha written all over it... literally. Spend most of my time with the gf, drinking, and at work; I prefer time with the gf when drinking. Got a bike? Get in touch, we'll ride.

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He rocks hardcore. Like whoa. And shit.

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My Interests

Beer, shots, mixed drinks, wandering NYC/Hoboken/South Orange/etc, Mercedes, diesels, diesel mercedes, playing guitar, bikes, firefighting, technology (thus the job), open source software, good food, and good friends.

I'd like to meet:

Hell everybody; I like meeting new people, so say hi.

Music:

311, Dashboard (older stuff), Yellowcard, Blink 182, Sabbath, Pantera, NIN, KMFDM, Tool, Nickelback, Bloodhound Gang, Butch Walker, 80's metal covers, Ministry, Frank Zappa, Jay Z, some house, and misc random songs. I guess I like everything thats good. Btw, Nerdcore is funny as shit.
Got a recommendation for me? Gimme! Always looking for more good music.

And the Teddybears rock your socks.

Movies:

Pretty much all of them... comedy, horror, bad horror that becomes comedy, some independant films (REALLY depends here.... alot are crap), action, porn, war movies, whatever... I'll watch anything twice.

Television:

South Park, Carnivale, The Simpsons, Heroes, Law & Order, House, so on and so forth.

Books:

I don't have much time for reading anymore, unfortunately, but I've done plenty of reading. Ask me about a book, and I'll tell you if I liked it or not.

And btw, the new Harry Potter rocks. But now I'm pissed because I have to wait for the next book.

Heroes:

Good damn show.

My Blog

What an f'ing weekend.

I'll start with the good stuff in the beginning. There was going to be a ladies bike night on Friday, but with the rain up north, I was given a call to come on down to ride. So Off we went... san...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old friends....

So I went over to the Office in Cranford with a couple friends of mine to meet up with a girl I knew way back, just recently saw her again. When we get there, I end up seeing another girl that was th...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Office Space Character Are You?

Post-Hypnotized Peter What Office Space character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Good shit :)...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Sportbike Ride - Monday Night @ Airport Plaza

Goddamn, shitloads of bikes yesterday. Met up with some people from I met on an NJ Sportbike forum (http://sportbikedivas.ipbhost.com/index.php?showforum=59), took a ride from Airport Plaza (Hazlet) b...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have my bike! Muahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

Pictures to follow, but real quick... picked up my 2004 Yamaha FZ6 yesterday at 6pm, put 80 miles on it already.... would have been more, but I'm still at that break in period, so I can only go 45mph ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn, been a while....

I haven't put a single thing up here in a long ass time. So here's some recent events... Picking up my FZ6 in about two weeks. Spent some time with friends from Peerless Beverages at Coors Ligh...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goddamn this sucks...

On Friday, I went home from work early because I felt like shit, and passed out on the couch. Had a fever, cold sweats, the whole annoying shit. So I feel like crap through Sunday, and then I was fi...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn good weekend

I had one hell of a b-day weekend. On Saturday, me and a few friends went to meet my brother and some of his friends in Hoboken where we started drinking.... got on the wrong path train, started goin...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Molly's for St. Patricks Day

Good stuff :) For anyone who doesn't know, Molly's is a restuarant/bar in Clark on central ave... went there last night, drank my ass off, saw ppl I haven't seen in years.... good times :) Hopefull...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's March - Make with the green beer!

March is my favorite month. Not only is there St. Patricks Day, and a month's worth of Irish decorations... but also my b-day. But this yr its on a sunday, which sucks... stupid leap yr f'd me out o...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST