"Blue Balls" Lyrics |
Blue BallsBlue balls - I've gotta hold you offPhone calls - I ignore them allYou realize I've got other stuff to doI can't spend all my time screwin' 'round with youYou can be my dirty Adoniswhen I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 11:53:00 GMT |
"Traumatic Thematic" Lyrics |
I've been writing songs to a frightening frequent degree lately, but the cool thing is: They don't suck. Much. I actually think I've improved a whole lot since I first started this page. Ironically th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 08:31:00 GMT |
"Modesty" Lyrics |
ModestyHey, I'm kicking this shit solo like my name was Julie RuinI've got no reputation yet, but trust me - this shit is a-brewin'You can call me what you want - a loser or a poserbut I could care le...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
"Pepsi or Coke" Lyrics |
Pepsi or CokeIt's really cute when you call her your favorite flavorbut she hereby announces she's the brand new saviorPass the bitch around like a party favorso magazines will write about her bad beh...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:59:00 GMT |
"Happy Birthday, Rich Boy" Lyrics |
First song in a long time. I hope you like it.
Happy Birthday, Rich BoyI didn't know quite what to getso I hope this sweater fitsHappy birthday, rich boyAnd if I wrap it nicelywill you finally like me...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:06:00 GMT |
Vlog 2: Big, Bitchin Songs |
It's Vlog 2, muthahuggas!
I'm sorry that I look heinous. This was done first thing in the morning.
Song used: "Here's Your Future" by The Thermals.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 00:59:00 GMT |
The Actual Big, Bitchin Songs |
Please don't pay attention to the song titles. It's hard to come up with names for songs that contain no lyrics.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 00:51:00 GMT |
Vlog 1 |
This is my very first vlog. Possibly my last.
Just in case you feel some strange emotional connection to the song playing in the background (it happens), it's "Oh!" by Sleater-Kinney.
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 18:39:00 GMT |
"You Are Always On Your Mind" Lyrics |
So I totally ripped off that old song "You Are Always On My Mind" for this. So sue me.
Unless you're the original writer of the song. Please do not sue me.
You Are Always On Your MindYou are always on...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 00:36:00 GMT |
"Taller" Lyrics |
This is another one of those moody puppy love songs.
TallerAll I ever looked for was a subtle invitationfor you and I to have ourselves a good conversationI'd have hynoptized you with my hand's animat...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:17:00 GMT |
