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About Me

im a 33 yo dilatante (songwriter/ novelist, musician-guitarist/drummer/vocalist/author/actor/artist). i'm currently working at a juice packing shed, as well as helping my padre build a house and at his joinery. in the past i have delivered pizzas, washed dishes, worked in a music store, driven a tractor, been a community radio station dj/announcer, been a male model, acted in a few indie films, written a screenplay or 2, played in over a dozen local bands either as a drummer or guitarist/vocalist and recorded demos for other local bands/friends. despite being a romantic i am yet to meet the love of my life and lets face it, i probly never will, but hell that's life and i dont expect a happily ever after existance. wish i could be more outgoing cept i'm too much of a nerd and prefer anonymity. my family members believe my best talent is sleeping.* *

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Kenny
You're very unlucky. You're poor, no one understands what you're saying, and you die very often.

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My Interests

music, movies, girls, art, literature, filmmaking, acting photography, cryptozoology, anthropology, archaeology, gettin high, ice-cream cones, more than one flavour of ice-cream with ice-magic, italian & mexican food, reading, writing, sleeping, dreams

I'd like to meet:

marlee matlin, kiera knightley, dave chappelle, dave grohl, old friends, new enemies _________

Music:

foo fighters, queens of the stone age, the cars, the strokes, magic dirt, nirvana, pixies, radiohead, jeff buckley, jimi hendrix, christina aguilera, yeah yeah yeahs, muse, the cramps, the beach boys, johnny cash, the beatles, blur, elvis, roxy music, bowie, weezer, ramones, iggy pop, jon spencer blues explosion, boss hog, the donnas, divinyls, gentle ben & his sensitive side, phantom planet, wipers, nerf herder, catpower, blink182, duranduran, allsaints, led zeppelin, ash, jewel, andy taylor, robert palmer, madonna, millionare, nine inch nails, veruca salt, the vines, the birthday party, the kt-26ers, butcher birds, the wild, seventeens, dollarbar, seaplane, blendher, just to name a few...

Movies:

scarface, vanilla sky, fight club, godfather 1 & 2, walk the line, the rules of attraction, old school uncut, say it aint so, borat, heathers, high fidelity, pump up the volume, zoolander, tank girl, road trip, jay & silent bob strike back, trainspotting, leaving las vegas, natural born killers, taxi driver, once upon a time in mexico, scent of a woman, eternal sunshine on the spotless mind, easy rider, anger management, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the jacket, the piano, the butterfly effect, 12 monkeys, back to the future, stealing harvard, freddy got fingered, cytherea style, slumber party 18, +anything with jenna haze in it (esp JKP)

Television:

the sopranos, buffy the vampire slayer, my name is earl, supernatural, arrested development, southpark, curb your enthusiasm, black books, roswell, family guy, american dad, the chasers war on everything

Books:

chuck palahniuk, irvine welsh, bret easton ellis, anne rice, mario puzo

Heroes:

earl hickey, brian wilson, dave grohl, don corleone, my dad

My Blog

the time i got kicked out of my own band

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The band in question was The Clowns and it was December 1998. My previous band GPI (Gash Pop Infection) only lasted ...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

trailer

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> today i decide to walk to work you know get fit and all that shit actually its more like i sleep in and thus miss the ...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

nightmare 15

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Laying on floor about to kiss this cute girl not sure what her name is but she's clutching the dvd case of the po...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:12:00 PST

corrupting styles

or the corruption of stylesy ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> (as i seem to remember it) the son of a holy holy church reverend a child brought up the c...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

Sniffer Dogs

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> this is a true story right this really happened to me driving back to griffith from brisbane one time i got stop...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:58:00 PST

memoirs

It all started at the end of 1999. I was burnt out from the last year of gigging with my punk band The Clowns. We'd played 24 gigs in less than 12 months and been paid for 4 of them. Recorded a CD ent...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

when im drunk

so weird being sober for the last 2 weeks probly for the best tho, i can be a real asshole when im pissed.. exhibit A: last bender in brisbane- 5 vodka & cranberry juices = abusing ugly bouncer a...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

luck of the irish

LUCK OF THE IRISH I'm sittin in this so called 'Irish' bar and I don't see a single Irish person, just a table of chinese, 2 turks, a chubby australian barmaid and me and the boys: Bobby, Donnie and ...
Posted by Jonnycakes on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jonnycakes on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jonnycakes on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST