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high fructose KICK ASS

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About Me

i suck at life and im awesome. also im probably drunk and belligerent. also, your girlfriend doesnt like me.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
. You scored as Classic Rock.. Classic Rock.

Classic Rock.


83%

Ska


79%

Indie


67%

Indie Rock


67%

Emo & More


54%

Hip Hop and Rap


50%

Hardcore


50%

Punk and Pop Punk.


38%

Industrial


33%

Britpop


33%

Country


29%

Mainstream


13%
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My Interests

reading and drinking. mortal kombat, zelda, guitar hero. sbemails and teen girl squad. shrimps and scallops. good shows. a certain amount of class, and standards. health insurance. tiki farm. proper grammer and spelling minus capitalization and some punctuation - unnecessary. NOT interested in and LOATHE: internet slang and garnishing my wages in the form of taxes.

I'd like to meet:

pirates; vikings; the mighty club sandwich, someone to sit on the other end of the couch and read with.

Music:

classic rock, jazz, 90s alt. tool, metallica, smashing pumpkins. led zep, cream, CCR. LBC, brand new, coheed and cambria. tupac, B.I.G., bone thugs. rancid, bouncing souls, the clash. squirrel nut zippers, reel big fish, catch 22. frank dean and tony. dave brubeck, wynton marsalis, herbie hancock. richard fucking cheese. daft punk, chemical brothers, dieselboy. rob zombie, pantera, ozzy. van halen, 311, sublime. louis prima and keely smith. look how short this list is now. those last three dont really fit together...

Movies:

snatch - boondock saints - blues brothers - clueless - ten commandments - saving private ryan - empire records - nightmare before christmas - donnie darko - the breakfast club - white christmas - anchorman - mean girls - lord of the rings - other. and thank you for smoking.

Television:

LOST. DH, ER, greys anatomy, daria, arrested development, animaniacs, looney tunes. food network. shimmy dance.

Books:

the bell jar, dante's inferno, EDWARD GOREY; wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west; dr seuss; very slowly reading salt. and this months revolver. JUST PURCHASED!: ann coulter, if democrats had any brains they'd be republicans. i cant wait to enjoy every word of that book.

Heroes:

meat eaters, sandwich eaters, people who keep the 'yo' in you, captain morgan.

My Blog

hillarycare - for my

  --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> -->HillaryCare: It's Baaack! --> -->--> -->--> --> Posted: September 20, 20071:00 a.m. Eastern --> -->--> -->--> --> Hillary Clinton wants to put a...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:15:00 PST

my cat is in heat.

at least i hope she's in heat, at least ill know why she wont shut the hell up then. i cannot sleep.  all i hear is her screaming, litteraly SCREAMING, as if she were in a literal CATFIGHT, becau...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST

im just buzzed.

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Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

i need

a job that lets me take a lunch hour and pays me more money and lets me park in the parking lot instead of three blocks away.  a new compy.  in my own house.  new imac? what? i can alm...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

i have a DONE pile.

as in 'im done with this shit.'   there are some people in it.  DONE.  FINISHED. FRUSTRATED HEAD-SHAKE AND CANT TAKE ANYMORE. im also done with myspace fucking up simple text in the sub...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

a fake case study in why liberals are HYPOCRITES

so. i go to the baseball game with the kids from work tonight. i know. i KNOW! baseball! it was a fucking good time though. apparently theres even a manual for CORPORATE OUTINGS. and a flow chart. onl...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

today was my car's birthday.

i have had the matrix for ONE WHOLE YEAR.  and to celebrate and commemorate, i listened to tool, which also came out one year ago today. i wouldnt have remembered my cars anniversary unless tool...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

puns!

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one."Me, too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly ...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

cue up your emo music.

completely disillusioned with everything in the last week without exception.  ok thats a lie, lost was good.  sole exception.  everything/everyone else has led to nothing but a giant sh...
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

'...i love jesus, but i drink a little...'

i want to be gladys....
Posted by high fructose KICK ASS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST