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TOBEAST!

I sell souls at the side of the road. Would you like to take a number?

About Me

Hi.
I'm Toby.
I'm a stupid fat yank, but I'm living in the United Kingdom.
I don't talk much.
I like loud music.
I like horror movies.
hoorah!
Add me if you want to I guess.

My Interests

I am interested in music, shows, horror flicks, writing, reading, teh int0rn3t, and other things!

I'd like to meet:

LOL

Music:

Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Youth of Today, Minor Threat, Gorilla Biscuits, Subhumans, GBH, Sham 69, The Exploited, Verbal Abuse, Rich Kids On LSD, Bad Brains, Operation Ivy, Poison Idea, State of Confusion, Ramones, A Wilhelm Scream, Strike Anywhere, Toxic Narcotic, Set Your Goals, NOFX, Rise Against, Hot Water Music, New Mexican Disaster Squad, The Casualties, Bad Religion, A.F.I., Thrice, Rancid, Time Again, Set it Straight, Have Heart, Crime in Stereo, No Trigger, Kylesa, Daggermouth, Sons of Ishmael, The Bouncing Souls, The Dickies, The Germs, The Distillers, Vice Squad, X Ray Spex, Aus-Rotten, Amebix, Caustic Christ, Behind Enemy Lines, At The Drive-In, Sunny Day Real Estate, Every Time I Die, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Megadeth, Darkthrone, Bathory, Immortal, Celtic Frost, S.O.D., Darkest Hour, Between The Buried And Me, The Misfits, The Unseen, Discharge, Wolfbrigade, UK Subs, LagWagon, The Bronx, A Global Threat, Stretch Arm Strong, Pennywise, The Vandals, Kids Like Us, Outbreak, Lifetime, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Dropdead, Capitalsit Casualties, Gogol Bordello, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Goober Patrol, Toy Dolls, Burzum, Brand New, Big D & The Kids Table, Anti-Flag, The Offspring, Alkaline Trio, Calabrese, Transplants, Ten Foot Pole, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Descendents, Anti-Nowhere League, Angelic Upstarts, Zounds, DooM, Aquabats, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards, Tiger Army, Suicide Machines, Sublime, Adam & The Ants, The Adicts, Husker Du, Fugazi, Strung Out, Iskra, Contravene, Antischism, Cockney Rejects, State of Confusion, F.U.'s, Cock Sparrer, The Oi! Scouts, Chaotic Alliance, Love Equals Death, The Explosion, Fucked Up, The King Blues, Disrupters, A.P.P.L.E., Against Me!, This Bike Is A Pipe-Bomb, Defiance Ohio, Chaotic Dischord, FEAR, Crass, Kill Your Idols, H2O, The Slackers, Mad Caddies, X, Nausea, Filth, Blag.

Movies:

Deep Red
Forest Gump
Little Nicky
Friday the 13th series
Princess Mononoke
A Nightmare on Elm Street series
Another State of Mind
Sid & Nancy
Saw series
Se7en
Cars
Pirates of the Carribean series
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Night of the Living Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Spirited Away
Slither
Childs Play Series
Silent Hill
The Descent
Wayne's World 1 & 2
Dog Soldiers
Halloween series
National Treasure
Dr. Strangelove
Scary Movie series
Mean Girls
Escaflowne
Encino Man
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Happy Gilmore
Spider-Man
The Incredibles
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Men in Black series
Cradle of Fear
Mallrats
Clerks
Dogma
SLC Punk!
Ginger Snaps series
Suspiria
Cursed (My ultimate guilty pleasure...haha.)
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Warlock series
Harry Potter series
Punk Rock Holocaust
Give 'Em The Boot
Puppet Master series
The Emperor's New Groove
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Sleepy Hollow
Edward Scissorhands
Mars Attacks!
The Amityville Horror (1978)
The Omen (1976, 2006)
American Werewolf in London
The Evil Dead series
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
Zombie Flesheaters
Toy Story
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Television:

Mostly comedy & anime with some horror thrown in.

Family Guy. (Seasons 1, 2 and 3 only...)
Futurama.
The Simpsons.
The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy.
Invader Zim.
South Park.
Little Britain.
MADtv.
Saturday Night Live.
The Vicar of Dibley.
Comedy Central Presents.
Tales From The Crypt.
Masters of Horror.
The Twilight Zone.
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex
Eureka Seven
Dragonball Z (For sentimental reasons - LOL. :D)

Books:

Stephen King.
Clive Barker.
HG Wells.
Richard Laymon.
JK Rowling. (Yes I admitted it!)

Heroes:

Yo' momma. :D

My Blog

i hate Madball. Seriously...

...it's tough guy hardcore crap.  Please stop listening to them. kthx Yeah.That's pretty much all I have to say.:x
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

Year Zero.

So. Incredibly. overhyped.   I listened to the stream a long time ago.It's very average.It's so incredibly average that you can't hate it but you can't love it either.It's just...okay.And they di...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:33:00 PST

No more coursework/The Bronx & Rise Against tomorrow!

Woooo!Celebrate good times COME ON! No more stupid coursework to worry about and a kick-ass concert coming up.  Yeeeessss!
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Gig last night - WOOT!

Yeah.It was awesome.All 4 bands that played it were awesome.Especially The Kaotixx and Bickle's Cab.Bickle's Cab had an insane pit.Someone jumped on my back while I was in it.IT WAS GREAT!haha!woooooo...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

My current opinions on Anti-Flag...and stuff...yeah...okay...here it goes...

Yes.They're hypocrites.There is no getting around that anymore.  They are on a major corporate label, yet they have some of the most anti-corporate lyrics out there today.  But, like Rage Ag...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

Well, if you don't care, neither do I...

I'm sorry for the way it's written, but it's copied and pasted from an MSN conversation.  I only removed the nicks and stuff.  so yeah...sorry if it's a bit hard to read!! Okay. So, w...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

What's their fucking problem?

Yesterday, when I was going to a local gig I got on the bus and the bus driver told me that he would shout at me when we got to the stop I needed to get to and he ended up dropping me off at the other...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST

Popcorn.

You KNOW it's awesome.  There is NO denying it.  RESPECT THE POPCoRN!!  And eat it... with butter. and salt.   :)   my God, I'm bored....
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

Tired of it; Talk to me before you say something stupid

Tired of the "OMG SO MUCH MORE PUNX TAHN U" bullshit. Yeah, I have that jacket there, but I'm not an ignorant asshole that goes around insulting people for no reason.  That is really childis...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

Rancid and The Unseen on November 18th.

YEAH!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAHH!!! WOOOOO!!!! I shall be moshing my little ass off at this show.  I can't wait!  Weeeeeeee!  So excited. Woo for pointless blogs. ...
Posted by Toby [[.don't eat rocks, we rocks.]] on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST