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About Me

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Let me see. . . where do I start. . . My name is Isaac. You know how, like when you were a little kid, and your parents wanted you to eat a certain food, but you didn't like it, but slowly over the years you acquire a taste for it? I'm kinda the opposite, so let me reiterate, you know how when you get like a favorite song, and you love that song, and you listen to it over and over, for like a week, and after that week you start to get sick of that song, and just don't want to have anything to do with that song? Well thats sorta how I am. Umm. . . I'm into the whole music thing, it sorta takes alot to capture my interest, umm. . . I'm in a quote-unquote "band" it's called Something Epic, we're still in the making, but you know. I DO NOT believe in happy endings . . . I'm not funny, cute, or smart, so your really shouldn't take any special interest in me. And. . . for the record I don't type LiKe THiS.

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My Interests

. . . Guitar . . . Pretending I know how to write music and literature. . . Making films. . . Mostly adult films. . . Holden. . . Ryan. . . A bunch of gay dudes. . . Classical Guitar . . . Bass Guitar . . . Music . . . Theatre . . . Art . . . Mr. Collinsworth . . . Pets . . . Those of the opposing or unfair gender . . . Self loathing . . . Self loving . . . Family . . . The Bible . . . Old People . . . WEINERS . . . Vandalism . . . Good citizenship . . . Chivalry . . . Violent Poetry. . . Arguing with my brother about Communism . . . Constant name changes . . . Womanizing . . . Trying to get teachers to do bad things . . .Horror movies. . . Stand up comedy. . . Pretending I know how to act. . . Being satirical of stuff that I know nothing about. . . Anything that has to do with kick ass rock 'n' roll music. . . Michael Jackson. . .

I'd like to meet:

KARI BYRON

Judas Iscariot, I just really want to ask "What the F---?!" Um, Tom Cruise so he can loan me the $300,000 I need to complete my scientology learnings. Milla Jovovich because I love her. Samuel L. Jackson as to learn how to say the "MF" word with so much presence. Isaac Hayes.

Music:

CKY

Movies:

First of all. . . Snakes on a Plane and KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park. But besides those, pretty much anything that will catch my interest. For sure anything with Edward Norton, including, but not limited to, Fight Club, American History X, The Twenty Fifth Hour, The Italian Job, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Red Dragon, The Score, Primal Fear, Keeping the Faith. SLC Punk, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Haggard, The Song Remains Insane, Cabin Fever, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, The Night of the Living Dead, The Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Zombie, The Sleepaway Camp Films, Natural Born Killers, Idle Hands, Pauly Shore is Dead, Let's Go to Prison, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocolypse, Dummy, The Fifth Element, A Day on Patrol with Isaac Mouw, The Honduran Mushroom Crisis, 8-Mile G-Mix, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissor Hands. . . There's some other stuff too. . .

Television:

Whatever catches my interest. . . Lost, House, My Name is Earl, The Office, South Park, Late Night with Conan O'brien, Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, Rescue me, Spin City, Scrubs, Myth Busters. . . I'm sure there's some more. . . Speed Racer.

Books:

I'm fair to moderately illiterate.

Heroes:

Be your own hero. And if you suck, it should be me or GG Allin...