My Value System:
an essay by Chris Cous
* enjoy life. this might mean avoiding homework and your parents.
* respect your elders. be polite, but vague.
* love your neighbor. but only if they're past the age of consent.
* carry a cell phone, so your parents know where you are. never charge it.
* always be prepared. real boyscouts carry condoms.
* keep an open mind. it lets the breeze flow through your ears.
* don't question authority. because they have a title, they can't be wrong.
* live dangerously. smoke, drink, sleep around and otherwise pretend you're european.
