Hollywood rides again |
Chalk up another stroke of genius to the unimaginative, chowder-headed douchebags at MGM studios. A Three Stooges movie without the Three Stooges! Sean Penn as Larry? I can see the dialouge now:Moe: ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:44:00 GMT |
Easter Bunny II |
It's about that time again for the Easter Bunny to load up his sled and make his trip to deliver eggs to all the good (catholic) children of the world. Yes, he'll fly through the night calling out the...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:44:00 GMT |
St. Eastwood |
There are certain dates that all good Americans have burned into their memories. We all know that June 14th is Flag Day and December 7th is Pearl Harbor Day. But what about May 31st? What's so special...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:11:00 GMT |
2008 Movies |
I honor of last weekends Acadamy Awards here are the new porno movies coming soon to a video store near you. In the adult section of course."HandCock""Lick Me Cristina Barcelona""Well-Hung Panda""Conf...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:56:00 GMT |
Transcript of Bush shoe attack |
Just released, transcript of what President Bush said after an Iraqi journalist threw shoes at him.
President Bush: and the...
Iraqi Journalist: Makha lahka durka durka! ( hurls shoe, Bush ducks)
PB: ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
Diddy’s cologne |
Do you hear that? That whirring sound? That is the combined sound of Elvis and Dr. Martin Luther King spinning in their graves. Why? Because Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy Dippity Do-Dah Combs has a cologne c...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
Cranberry Sauce |
On this day we are meant to give thanks. One thing I am not thankful for today is cranberry sauce. Every thanksgiving there is cranberry sauce and every year nobody eats it. First off, it's not a sauc...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:50:00 GMT |
Dont drop the soap O.J. |
So O.J. is finally convicted of a crime. Thank Satan. We don't need to rehash what we already know. It's nice to know that O.J. (Offta Jail) Simpson will most likely spend the rest of his life&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
Hell or Bust! (for mom) |
My Mom read my easter bunny blog and says I'm going to HELL. Mom, I already know that. Thank Satan that Mom's not some religious nut, or she would have had an exorcism performed on me. The other ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:14:00 GMT |
The Easter Bunny |
Someone please explain this easter bunny shit to me. What does a rabbit have to do with the death of Christ. Was Pontius Pilate a rabbit? Did a rabbit nail Christ to the cross? Or is it that catholics...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:28:00 GMT |
