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About Me


I'm obsessed with my seriously sexy girlfriend, computers, and Scotch whiskey. I aspire to rule the world, yet I sometimes struggle with controlling my own life. I type at 120 WPM. I like hot-wings. TCP/IP gets me all hot and bothered.
I've moved a lot of my pictures here: Eater's picasaweb albums
I occasionally write amazingly insightful comments here: blog.eater.org .
I'm like totally corporate: LinkedIn .
See what I'm reading on the Internet here: shared feed items .

Subscribe to my blog here .

My Interests

My goal is to liberate all beings from suffering. Also, I'd like to discourage women from getting fake tits.

I'd like to meet:

Someone from the future. Preferably futuristic cyber-me, so he can give me a cool mp3 player or stock tips or something.

Cool New People
.. alison

alison

alison

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Music:

Tool, Skinny Puppy, A Perfect Circle, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Meat Beat Manifesto. (And of course, 30 Seconds to Mars.)

Movies:

The holy trinity of cinema: Zombies, Kung-fu and the Mafia.

Television:

TV is how the man keeps us down. NO THANKS, WHITE DEVIL.

Books:

William S. Burroughs, Kerouac, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Joseph Campbell.

Heroes:

My friends in Iraq. Sua Sponte.
Also, samy .