One time I ate a sandwich made of bread, lettuce, cheese, tomato, an assortment of meats, dirt-pie, onions, and condiments.
Another time I fell down.
once sombody glued my shoes to the cement and i almost broke my legs, That prank wasnt funny.
None of thoes guys are laughing ever since I poured bondo on all 3 of them making out in the bath room at break.
NOBODY messes with me. I'm the Dominator of all that breathe. I don't know how to get socks, so I make them out of plastic grocery bags and oatmeal.
My favorite question to ask is, what are you looking at?.
People always ask me if I need help, and I say no, I can do it my self...
