I'm the funniest dog ever. I am almost 5 years old, but now I am 4...or 28 in dog years. I am from Santa Barbara, California...dude, I miss the beach. I used to have weird crimped ears, but that went away. Sometimes I have sticky up hair, but no one has it as bad as Bogey Bice, my companion. I'm not gay, but occasionally, I'll hump him. I'm not neutered so when i run around in circles and get excited, sometimes I'll get a red rocket. My family is cool. They are all funny.