MandiMacabre [GutterRose]

I'm relying on the charm of a wink and a smile, but so far it's suiting me just fine. I believe every scar should tell a story. Sometimes I'm not the easiest deal with, but sometimes I'm the easiest to love. I love to smile, but I love to laugh even more. I’m a glutton for punishment: 5 holes in one ear, 4 in the other, a belly button ring, tongue piercing, 4 tattoos, and no intention to stop. I believe anyone can follow their passion, but it takes balls to stick with it through all the ups and downs. I sit through the credits at the end of movies. I plead the fifth for my dirty mind. I love anything to do with bed time: clean sheets, down quilts, snuggling, afternoon siestas, millions of pillows, smashing alarm clocks with baseball bats. I take pride in what I do and who I do it for. I stand accused of being heartless, but I'm innocent. I'm pretty much obsessed with the beach. I wear my heart on my sleeve and I am intensely loyal to the ones I love; I’d take on the world to defend them and myself. You might think I’m an open book but every girl needs some secrets. Appreciation is the only motivation I need. No one cares how smart I really am until I beat them at Scrabble. I’ve been a lot of places, seen a lot of things, done a lot of stuff, but I still can’t wait to face tomorrow.
My fave places are So Cal, Hawaii, and Las Vegas. I love raunchiness, not trashiness. I'm a very amateur photographer. My fave colors are yellow, pink, and black. I'm into reading and writing. I'm super good at keeping secrets. I enjoy the occasional game of pool. Biting is good sometimes. I love sleeping in late. I am a huge animal lover. I have a pass to Disneyland and the Wild Animal Park and San Diego Zoo. My hair dye obsession has diminished a bit, but only because I can't afford it anymore. Cowboys look great in jeans. I'm excellent at hide n seek. Pirates want my booty. I'm a sucker for fireworks. I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. Go ahead, write down your opinion and give it to me, I'll save it for when I run out of toilet paper. I have a major sweet tooth. I have a tagging problem and I'm dangerous with a Sharpie. I really enjoy watching bad porn and cartoons. Sucking helium is a hoot. I don't consider myself an alcoholic, I'm just a low class liquor conossieur. I'm pretty much a rock star but I can't play guitar for crap. I'm a klepto when it comes to salt shakers and construction cones. I've got a personal MySpace and a business one, this one is neither, don't act like you know!