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Jane Lane

I am here for Friends

About Me

Can't give it up can't stop speaking my mind
Got to say what I'm thinking all the time
There's etiquette about what I should say true
But what the fuck I always do

I'm Ready For My Close-Up
I want to grow old like a cheap whore
with a Saturday night special, nestled
in the top of her ripped fishnet stockings
I want to grow old like a Mickey Spillane doxy
with a face like an angel and a heart
colder than midnight in Siberia
I want to grow old like Bette Davis
spitting out her famous line
"fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night"
I want to grow old like the illegitimate
love child of Barbara Stanwyck, Mae West,
Greta Garbo and Tallulah Bankhead
I want to grow old like there's no tomorrow
pierced, tattooed, heaving bosoms,
stiletto heeled, husky voiced, smoking,
coughing, drinking and behaving
in a manner not becoming a lady
I want to grow old like a bottle of
whiskey, rough yet smooth
good for what ails you, even though
you know it's going to kill you.
by Bette O'Callaghan

'i'd rather be hated or loved, rather than just thought of as all right or nice. 'nice' is the worst insult you could pay anybody. it means you are utterly without threat, without values. nice is a cup of tea.'
John Lydon

My Blog

Sad Tomato

Powderfinger - My Kind of Scene Tell me where I'msupposed to beginan unhappy life workingsome kind of dead end jobfor everything you thought you hadhas gone from worse to badLean to the sidewhisper it...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:21:00 GMT

Rumblefish

he was born in the wrong era, on the wrong side of the river, with the ability to do anything and finding nothing he wants to do.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:42:00 GMT

why are there so many dickheads?

life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving there safely in an attractive and well preserved body. but rather a skid in sideways, whiskey in one hand, memories in the othe...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 20:00:00 GMT

everybody hates you when you love rock and roll

right today was literally a nightmare, i have the motley crue of all hangovers and i had to get up at stupid o clock to go to this gateway to work bollocks in brixton (where their idea of providing lu...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:34:00 GMT

rubbish

rubbish self rubbish life rubbish house rubbish dole rubbish jobs rubbish south london rubbish north london rubbish drunk rubbish sober rubbish crowds rubbish being alone rubbish rain rubbish clouds r...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:20:00 GMT

dear alcohol

stolen from charis...hehe...(mwah i love you). after today this hangover business really must stop, i feel hideous, been in bed all day, ugh. xxDEAR ALCOHOL..... First & foremost, let me tell you ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:18:00 GMT

charis lane

is my sister, best friend, hand twin......and just the best ever. but she lives in sydney in australia which is totally rubbish :( she left today and i miss her soooooo much.....charis i wish you were...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:36:00 GMT

san fran latest

hello again, this is my last blog from san francisco as i'll be home in just over a week on tuesday the 15th of august. last saturday we went down to san diego which is on the california/mexico border...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 18:59:00 GMT

more san fran

hello again. it is day 22 here with 23 more to go ( so nearly halfway). it is BOILING hot. many a thing we have done. went to pier 39 (very touristy), played hide and seek in a graveyard at midni...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:52:00 GMT

san francisco so far

hello everybody in england. well it's been a week in sf and so far we've been to telegraph avenue, haight street, swimming in a lake and chilling in a hot tub (they are the best - i have to get one). ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:56:00 GMT