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Samma Jamma

go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.

About Me

There's plenty to know about me. I'm honest, I like to have fun and I was born and raised in Yorkville, NYC. Hanging out with family and friends, drinking, taking pictures and being at the start of my path as a comedian are probably the essentials. Everything else is just filler.And "douchebag" will continue to be the best word ever.******************************************************* *************** RIP Hooligan'sThat's me and my hype man.

My Interests

Comedy, drinking, taking pictures, going to shows, being with friends, whether they be old or new, quoting movies, and in general...always having a good time...

I'd like to meet:

John Belushi and Hunter S. Thompson...unfortunately I can't. Henry Rollins, because I met Mick Foley and he was awesome...and I totally marked out in front of him. Please no fakes, liars or douchebags, I have reached my quota. Thank you...please don't come again.

Music:

I know I'm missing ALOT, but here's some of it...Fahrenheit 451, Spacebeard, Dominican Day Parade, District 9, Murphy's Law, Everyday Dollar$, Billy Club Sandwich, Bad Religion, Killing Time, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Foo Fighters, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, NOFX, The Clash, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Sex Pistols, Madball, Agnostic Front, Joe Coffee, Subzero, Everybody Gets Hurt, No Redeeming Social Value, Gorilla Biscuits, 4ITC, State of Disgrace, REM, Weezer, Tom Jones, No Doubt, Ozzy Osbourne, The Blues Brothers, Queen, Sublime, The Beatles, Billy Joel, The Bee Gees, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Dusty Springfield, Barbara Lewis, Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick, Jr., Janis Joplin, David Bowie, older U2, Run DMC, Old School Rap, Wu Tang Clan, Swingin' Utters, Oldies, Iron Maiden, Motown from the late 50s thru the mid 70s, 80s music that i can do the whop to...lol. I have a love of movie and broadway soundtracks...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Summer of Sam, Trainspotting, Band of Brothers, The Big Chill, Requium For a Dream, Forrest Gump...Wicked, Avenue Q, Rent, Les Miserables, Spamalot

Movies:

JAWS, Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Halloween, Jaws 2, Tombstone, Shaun of the Dead (wassup niggas), Hot Fuzz, Airplane I and II, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Warriors, The Ref, History of the World Part I, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, the Star Wars films (although i prefer the originals to the newer ones), Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Halloween 2, Suicide Kings, True Romance, Snatch, 25th Hour, American History X, Se7en, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Lilo and Stitch, Willy Wonka, To Be or Not To Be, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, The Usual Suspects, Sid and Nancy, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Goodfellas, Coming To America, Cannonball Run, Trading Places, Animalympics, Requiem For A Dream (that shit will keep you up at night), Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, The Godfather 1 & 2, High Fidelity, Donnie Darko, Batman, Batman Begins, Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ed Wood, Beetle Juice, The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, A Christmas Story, Weird Science, Mickey's Christmas Carol, Bon Voyage Charlie Brown (And Don't Come Back!), Kids, American Psycho, Death To Smoochy (can't believe i forgot that one), Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Battle Royale, Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas, American Beauty, Scarface, L.A. Confidential, The Untouchables, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, The Dark Crystal, MirrorMask, Serenity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Dangerously, Scrooged, The Big Lebowski, The Outsiders, Groundhog's Day, West Side Story, On The Town, Singing in The Rain, the scene in Titanic when the guy falls off the back of the ship and hits the propeller, thus being known as "The Propeller Guy", Brighten Beach Memoirs, Walk The Line, Boondock Saints, Smokin' Aces, 300

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dead Like Me, Rescue Me, It's all about me...hahahaha, Family Guy, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Band of Brothers, The Sopranos, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Invader Zim, Lost, Robot Chicken, Titus, NCIS, Highlander, The Boondocks, Grey's Anatomy, Big Love, The Black Donnelly's, Criminal Minds

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jaws, Red Dragon, A Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, New Rules by Bill Maher, Angela's Ashes, Have A Nice Day, Foley is Good, The Green Mile, Chronicles of the Slayer Vol. 1 - 4, Green Eggs and Ham.

Heroes:

John Belushi, Henry Rollins, Mick Foley, My Mom, Uncle Turkey, My Dad

My Blog

Oh no...

So I'm sitting here at work and my friend Lauren calls me in to hear something.  Just from the tone of her voice, and the fact that I heard her hysterically laughing only seconds prior, I can tel...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST

You know what I hate (51)

Mother fucking allergies that have worn me down soo badly that I had to call out of work today....fuckers.
Posted by Samma Jamma on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

You know what I hate (50)

The fact that Sarah Silverman is a comedian with a career.  She's not funny.  She makes me not want to do stand-up.  No NO NOOOO good.
Posted by Samma Jamma on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:31:00 PST

The Quiet Empty.

And sometimes I really think that it's just me...And then I can't figure any of it out.Reach out...grasping at anything...But the space in front of me is empty...So I'm blank.Sometimes it's just easie...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Underestimating myself again...

I find myself holding on...And I can't seem to remember why...If I fall, I'll land on my feet...I forget how strong I can be...Oh look...I've underestimated myself again....
Posted by Samma Jamma on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

Sunday is idiot day at Home Depot

Okay, so I go to Home Depot today with my mom and Todd cause we're redoing the kitchen and needed to get some supplies.  We're looking at paint and shit and there's this girl with a bunch of tatt...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

Guarded

Does it matter...If the right people don't listen...Guarded...I don't let emotions get the best of meAs they eat away at my sanity
Posted by Samma Jamma on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:50:00 PST

Broke my ipod...

I was in an aggrevated mood this morning and unable to turn off my ipod.  As I stood there for a few minutes I grew more and more pissed off.  Finally, I chucked the ipod onto my desk. ...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:57:00 PST

Drinking on a Wednesday...

Can be bad for you...drinking on a Thursday is alright, cause Friday is the end of the work week....but i'm so fucking tired...i need sleep...i need help...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST

FILTH!

Okay, so I'm lucky enough to work with a friend who sometimes gets perks like free screenings to new movies with a plus one and sometimes she invites me.  Okay, last month we got to see Ocean's 1...
Posted by Samma Jamma on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST