God...where do i start. I'm a 50 year old divorcee livin' on a government handout spending my days on the front porch with my greatest loves. virgina slims. snapple. and zima.
My Interests
snapple, virgina slims, zima, bargain shopping, bein' a lady, burt reynold's hot ass, neck massagers, danielle steele novels, my porch, buffets, men who use viagra, hostess snack cakes
