Lord Montique the first esq..

Good day chaps and chapetts, how the devil are you ? I myself am frightfully well - My name is Lord Montique the first esq, I came from someone in the royal family so I clearly have blue blood running through my swinely veins, The only reason I am now living with the *common people* is that that bastard Paul Burrell You know the bent butler stole me and flogged me on Ebay like I was a stuffed animal....It is simply shocking is'nt it....I live with my mother vicky and my swine brothers Melvin, Mortimer and Maxamillion I also have to share with two dogs Ozzy and Jess, mothers mini me daughter Danielle and the mother is now baking another baby so were frightfully overcrowded as we all have Wooly the woolworths sheep living with us since the demise of Woolworths, we have Basil Brush, Scooby Doo, Angel the Vampire, Spit the dog The Cheshire cat, and a Meerkat on the way.....I love my brothers and sisters and we are plotting world domination so its best to keep us sweet with jaffa cakes mini eggs and vodka though I myself like a good bottle of Moet....